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I'm a 20-something burnout that naps much

[thighzaminnelli]

anywho those of you who remember me and my perpetually fucked up sleep may be interested to know I got diagnosed with narcolepsy like five years ago

[thighzaminnelli]

lol im back again HELLOOO HELLOOOO are we still here?!

[thighzaminnelli]

…

Does anyone still exist out here?? Hello?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[violaslayvis]

The World Health Organization, WHO, has certified that Cuba has officially become the first country in the world to eliminate the transmission of HIV/AIDS and syphilis from mother to child.

Cuba continues to have the rest of the world GAGGING!

[violaslayvis]

#WorldAIDSDay

[alwaysthewindneverthebird]

i recommend a spoonful of honey and a stalk of lavender tucked gently behind your ear for good luck

[catchymemes]

[well-this-is-my-legacy]

[meanwhileonwednesday]

As a medical professional and a medically complicated human this is very important to me

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

That’s not wrong.

[pr0dr0me]

These are both true

[alderhasfaith-deactivated201905]

Both are very very true.

[jumpingjacktrash]

when the doctor works WITH you, this is a bonus. you compare notes. you troubleshoot. you make progress.

when the doctor’s on an ego trip, nothing happens but a bad day and a bad review on ratemds.com.

[c-bassmeow]

[bisexualspongebob]

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

[lordsmaf]

It’s World AIDS Day. Fuck Bush.

[geekysprinkler]

Sandra Oh brought her parents to the Emmys I’m gonna cry

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

when sylvia plath said… men have used her meanly, she will eat them in the end

[beachdeath]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[therealsideoffeminism]

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

[cooltrainerzero]

Nicely done, sir.

[boudhabar]

Dahlov Ipcar

[astrodickology]

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens