Let's Be Lesbies

I'm Sarah. I'm gay. That's all I'm really sure of...

[bob-belcher]

how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving

[masterblaster]

Ok but this is real.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[bombing]

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

[dantheman2033]

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

[bombing]

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

There are 3 responses to hearing “Hello”

a.) it’s me

b.) My name is Elder Price

c.)is it me you’re looking for?

[carrotsnhorses]

d.) Darkness, my old friend

e.) boys…

f.) My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[reckling-turtle]

g.) my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal

[brooklynmutt-deactivated2021090]

For the first time in 116 years, Buffalo, NY has had no measurable snow yet this season - ABCNews

[dynastylnoire]

You know we dead

[anarchy-on-ice-blog]

I live in the depths of Northern Ontario, Canada and we literally just got snow yesterday. This is actually terrifying.

[whitezetsusremade-deactivated20]

writing sMUT LIKE

[fyeahmovieclub]

[onlygayforpay]

*Gossiping*

Friend: oh my god do you know who so and so is

Me: no but continue bc I am a nosey bitch

[onlytwitterpics]

[ygsolis]

[loleeah-blog]

@retiredtrapstar

[verylittlebird]

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

[wizardshark]

what the fuck

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

[mentalhealthfemme]

🌝 #its75indecember #whyamiwearingadress #werehurtlingtowardsourimpendingdoom #globalwarmingisreal

[chescaleigh]

honestly, i’m so sick of people celebrating. it should not be this warm. 

[onlygayforpay]

me: i hate drama im gonna stay out of it :/

someone: guess what happened

me: WHAT HAPPENED BITCH 👀🕵👂🏻📝☕️

[710mycologyexpert]

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

[furious-coyote]

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

[710mycologyexpert]

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

[stele3]

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

[constant-instigator]

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

[wizardshark]

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

[introvertedgeek]

To conclude

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1374:

instead of a love triangle try doing literally anything else

[downwitharistotle]

parents: okay we’re heading out see you later

me: bye

*parents leave the house*

me: time,,, to sin.

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live