Stiles Is The Name

/this is a role play blog/ dm if you want to join/ Stiles Stilinski here! Please do ask me whatever because it’s not like I’m busy saving the town.

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

Hey, I’m Stiles. As of right now I’m free so please ask whatever the hell you want.

Will I ignore you? Maybe.

Will I be rude? Well if you were rude first then I don’t know why you’d be offended.

Will I be sarcastic? Psh no. Me? Never. Not like that’s my only defense system.

Can you ask depressing shit? Uh yeah? I’m sorry do you not know me? That’s absolutely allowed.

Can you ask weird and probably disgusting questions? Yeah it’s a free world but I can block you or ignore you but maybe I won’t.

(OOC: Dm if you want to join.)

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

Stiles will not be getting wisdom teeth out until another four weeks. Stiles will suffer another four weeks of pain. Stiles was supposed to get wisdom teeth out this week. Stiles is talking in third person. Stiles is not a happy human.

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

Stiles is sad. Stiles has to get his wisdom teeth out soon. Stiles does not like this fact. Stiles is taking in third person. Stiles wishes random strangers online a good day

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

Stiles. How do you get out of bed in the mornings.

I've been eyeing you @ lacrosse practice for a year now and Ive finally joined the team.

But morning practice :(

i want to cry

I haven’t had a healthy sleep schedule since middle school anon. It’s certainly not enjoyable, especially when I’ve stayed up all night buuuut, I know how to make sure I don’t pass out.

But hey, welcome to the team! Just try drinking coffee, probably shouldn’t have an energy drink because that can have Consequences (especially if Coach sees)

Also wear something warm, the cold makes it so much worse.

[local-sourwolf]

Are you an alpha or is Scott?

I'm the Alpha

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

I always love it when he flashes his alpha eyes

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

does Derek know the puppy pack? Who is he to them?

I meeeean, yeah? He’s sorta the only alpha at Beacon now, which means they’re his pack. Naturally they’ll turn to Scott for some things because they’ve know Scotty longer but they’ve gotten closer with Derek.

I guess he’s like a big brother to them

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

Are you pack mom?

Erm, no? We’re all pretty much the same age and friends, we’re a pack and a family and there’s a bit of a structure in terms of leadership I guess but pack mom isn’t what I would call myself.

I love the others, and I’d do pretty much anything for them. But I’ll not exactly kidding their bruises or being treated like someone’s mother.

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

opinion on Theo?

What a pile of bullshit.

Alas, Liam likes him and Theo seems good for Liam. I can tolerate his presence in small dosages for the kid.

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

how are boyd and Erica alive????

I dunno, supernatural magic werewolf shit. I’ve learned to just go with the flow anon, you learn to float or drown

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

STILES!!! I love you!

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

Rouge 💓

- Derek

*blows kiss*

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

If there was a movie about my life I think Shawn Mendes should play me

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

As a human, I must say, a toughs day work is learning actually just having to get out of bed

[jess-themess05]

guess who made one of those ask game things :] yknow cause why not

you know the drill

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

So, Stiles, I found some interesting pictures of you online. The buzz cut is back, but there’s something different. Like, oh i dunno, your hair color

ARE YOU GUYS STALKING ME

WHO TOLD YOU

That was supposed to be a secret!

And I’ll have you know the buzz cut is not back. It’s grown out a bit. The blonde is still there though, Derek doesn’t mind it very much, but I think we both prefer my natural hair color, ain’t that right @local-sourwolf

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

You should grow out the hair

I sense a pattern here

I’ll have you know my hair is an a wonderful length already. Not a buzz cut anymore, thank god, I thought I was finished with that but then it came back to haunt me.

See? Perfect hair length

This totally isn’t an old picture and I’m hiding something

[onlyhuman-butstill-bi]

*box of candy is left on doorstep with a note* i only buy candy after valentines cause it’s cheaper so here

Oh? For me? Really? Aww, anon, you do care