NCT as more stupid things:
Taeyong: I'm jumping off a cliff and I hope to god Doyoung isn't waiting with a trampoline this time.
Taeil: You go on, kids, I'm too old for socializing.
Johnny: I had this dream last night where Chenle was that baby sun in Teletubbies. I woke up crying.
Yuta: *Talking to camera* *Points to WinWin* And this here, folks, is the love of my life.
Kun: My back hurts because Haechan randomly ninja-kicked me in the spine, My head hurts because Mark somehow dropped a frying pan onto my forehead, My ears hurt because Chenle's screaming with no proper reason. *Smiles painfully* I... love... my children... so much. *Gets tackled by Renjun*
Doyoung: I want immortality. I want to live forever. *Ten walks in the room* Nevermind, I want to die now.
Ten: So I asked the barber, I wanted this emo/goth look. I closed my eyes, and the moment I opened them, I saw an egg. I was fucking bald.
Jaehyun: *Filming a self-cam* I accidentally walked into Yuta changing, and I haven't left my room in seven hours.
WinWin: Yes, just one, please. Are they, by chance, sound proof? I really don't want to stuff my ears with tissue everytime Chenle and Taeil walk in.
Jungwoo: *shivers* I just had the thought of what a spider wearing flip flops would sound like.
Lucas: My worst fear? Waking up as a cat and having to lick my own *****.
Mark: I'm just really worried because I got -666, Jeno got 18, Jaemin got 924, and Lucas got dish washer. The sad part about Lucas's answer was that it was a math test.
Renjun: Yeah, I'm really thankful for all the- CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE CHENLE I SWEAR- yeah, and NCTzens are honestly the best-
Jeno: In an alternate universe, licking doorknobs is illegal.
Haechan: So can you tell me why Jisung's crying in the bushes or do I have to pretend to care?
Jaemin: Have you ever just thought about how Simba literally grew up eating bugs his entire life? Because I have and I got no sleep yesterday!
Chenle: For real guys, my laugh's beautiful. My mother always told me that it sounded like a bee singing. And no, Haechan, my mother isn't deaf.
Jisung: I wonder if I can shove an entire baguette roll into Johnny's mouth.