Dumpster Fire

She/her 💥 lesbian 💥 I like things that go fast

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forever going to beat imposter syndrome because if Joan Mir can DNF so consistently I don’t even look up when the announcers say his name anymore…. And still be a rider until at least 2028

I can most definitely be an engineer

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favorite part of the broadcast today was the focus on Marco Bezzecchi

they really do just want to see that grown man cry

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bruh they haven’t changed silverstone since the F1 British GP. Why is the Landostand on my screen rn?

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NEVER write fanfiction about European people. They can’t “inch” their hands toward each other. They’ll never have “all of their bases covered”. Because those are AMERICAN things.

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F1 drivers are beautiful pretty princesses with charming, put-together media personalities

Motogp riders quite often remind me of normal people, and that normal people are sometimes ugly and make irrational decisions (cough Pedro’s sideburns cough)

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If I were George Russell I would be playing so many mind games with Kimi antonelli.

that kid is 19 and has faced no discernible struggles. Upper middle class, white, loving parents, from the EU. Literally anything could take him down.

imagine how stupid and vulnerable you were at nineteen, there’s only so much Toto and bono can protect this kid from.

one sexuality crisis and he’s unfocused enough to shit the bed

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I genuinely think it’s so funny comparing the reactions of Lando Norris’s pussy eating shirt vs. Pedro Acosta’s. Acosta got like a side-eye and a shoulder shrug (and people calling him bad at sex), yet I cannot escape the constant everything of people bringing up the same “vegan” joke about Lando Norris. Literally why are people going feral over this twink?

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I love Marc Marquez, but like, 2028??? That guy is going to be 35 and have no bones left to break. He’s absolutely electric to watch and I don’t know where Motogp will be without him, but I’m watching him with the same level of concern as my 80 year old grandpa who’s had a double knee replacement and one working eye

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my f1 friends are literally convinced I’m a top tier Marc Marquez glazer. But I’m literally just stating facts.

apparently I’m glazing when I say he’s cut Bez’s championship lead down to 40 points from 100 in two race weekends. I’m glazing when I say he’s simultaneously the oldest and youngest rider to ever win a premier class title. I’m glazing when I say he was a championship winner every year he was in Motogp in the 2010s (except for 2015) and that he still came back multiple years later after injuries that could’ve cost him his vision and right arm in order to equal his former idol and all time great

That’s literally just saying what he has done. There’s no way to downplay that???

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my act of activism for pride month is learning how to spell di gianton- di giannato- digginator- dongia’s actual name instead of just copy pasting it from Google’s autocorrect.

my refusal to learn feels homophobic to me

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I’m so tired of watching live sports I say as I open my 100k word hockey rpf fic of the players currently playing

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I didn’t know I was watching the penalty gp

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Valentino Rossi looks like he has cold hands

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did diggia nickname HIMSELF “the wolf” or is this something I’ve just missed for many months?

you cannot just name yourself “the wolf” dude. That’s so many many levels of cringe. Bro you’re not that alpha. You’ve won like one or two races.

at best he’s like a pigeon

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forget WWJD

what would Marc Marquez do?

like, people need to be a little bit more crazy about the things they want.

would Marc Marquez be afraid to send that risky email? No. Because he’s definitely done worse and more dangerous things.

would Marc Marquez be too tired to go to the gym? Probably not. Rest is important, but he’s also currently racing on a broken foot so….

this is not to say everything goes your way, Marc has lost his childhood idol and much of his physical health, but not trying means not succeeding.

And Marc Marquez would never accept not trying.

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if I suggest hooters, I’m going for a specific reason. Do NOT suggest some other, more expensive sports bar.

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saying stroll is a home favorite in Canada is like saying Dahmer is a home favorite in Wisconsin