Dumpster Fire

She/her 💥 lesbian 💥 I like things that go fast

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I didn’t know I was watching the penalty gp

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Valentino Rossi looks like he has cold hands

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did diggia nickname HIMSELF “the wolf” or is this something I’ve just missed for many months?

you cannot just name yourself “the wolf” dude. That’s so many many levels of cringe. Bro you’re not that alpha. You’ve won like one or two races.

at best he’s like a pigeon

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forget WWJD

what would Marc Marquez do?

like, people need to be a little bit more crazy about the things they want.

would Marc Marquez be afraid to send that risky email? No. Because he’s definitely done worse and more dangerous things.

would Marc Marquez be too tired to go to the gym? Probably not. Rest is important, but he’s also currently racing on a broken foot so….

this is not to say everything goes your way, Marc has lost his childhood idol and much of his physical health, but not trying means not succeeding.

And Marc Marquez would never accept not trying.

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if I suggest hooters, I’m going for a specific reason. Do NOT suggest some other, more expensive sports bar.

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saying stroll is a home favorite in Canada is like saying Dahmer is a home favorite in Wisconsin

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Daniel Ricciardo spotted at the Indy 500 today!!!!!

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somebody needs to give me a really nasty Motogp fic idea rn. I want to write sooooo bad.

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NASCAR is the fun crazy cousin. Indycar is the boring accountant older brother. F1 is the nonbinary one who thinks they’re better than the rest of their republican family. MotoGP is the firstborn daughter who is living her best unattached life and is the cool aunt

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happy to see Jack Doohan looking healthy and beautiful this Canadian GP

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having to explain to my father that the face of Indycar is a 5’8 Mexican twink

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thank god Alex and Zarco are okay. I got back to back insta notifs lol. Same neck brace and hospital gown and everything.

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me when I’m watching the “we don’t care about our athletes” sport and they don’t care about their athletes

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don’t let Valentino Rossi come to races anymore, it might not solve the safety issues, but there will be one less agent of chaos

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watching literally the worst race ever, with several crashes not even shown until well after the fact because the media can’t risk showing dead people

literally two red flags causing the race to go an hour longer than expected

Pedro Acosta losing his first win after losing four places and then crashing on the last lap

the threat of rain from the commentators that thankfully never came

everyone being investigated for tire pressure issue

and worst of all, Diggia won

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Riders who would leave a snail trail on the equipment after going to the gym and NOT clean it up:

Valentino Rossi (someone in the academy would probably lick it up)

Jorge Martin

Marco Bezzecchi (just seems like a damp guy)

Pedro Acosta (does it to assert dominance and masculinity)

Riders who WOULD wipe down their equipment after use:

Pecco Bagnaia (for shame reasons)

Alex Marquez (seems like a normal respectful guy)

Ai Ogura

Fermin Aldeguer (thinks Pedro is gross)

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50/50

Fabio Quartararo (Good day, will wipe, bad day, Yamaha tears mix in with sweat)

Wouldn’t leave a snail trail

Marc Marquez (on the fence with this one, because of his vanity and hairlessness im going to assume he doesn’t sweat)

Jack Miller doesn’t wipe up, masculinity reasons, just not Pedro’s fragile ones

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idk what Vinales and Lorenzo have going on with each others snail trails, but it’s probably gay and gross and adult

Controversially, Brad Binder wipes up (same reasons as Alex Marquez)

Joan Mir does wipe up (takes up little space in my mind, takes up little space in reality)

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Riders who would leave a snail trail on the equipment after going to the gym and NOT clean it up:

Valentino Rossi (someone in the academy would probably lick it up)

Jorge Martin

Marco Bezzecchi (just seems like a damp guy)

Pedro Acosta (does it to assert dominance and masculinity)

Riders who WOULD wipe down their equipment after use:

Pecco Bagnaia (for shame reasons)

Alex Marquez (seems like a normal respectful guy)

Ai Ogura

Fermin Aldeguer (thinks Pedro is gross)

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50/50

Fabio Quartararo (Good day, will wipe, bad day, Yamaha tears mix in with sweat)

Wouldn’t leave a snail trail

Marc Marquez (on the fence with this one, because of his vanity and hairlessness im going to assume he doesn’t sweat)

Jack Miller doesn’t wipe up, masculinity reasons, just not Pedro’s fragile ones