what is it, precious?

can we eats it? [[ Independent Gollum/Sméagol RP blog, probably won't be very serious. ]]

[wolfoferebor]

"…Not unless you wish to die either by eating them or my blade."

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"Aaaaaugh, unfair-- It has a sword precious, it didn't tell us about the sword!"

[asktauriel-blog]

{— “As many as your odd little heart desires.”}

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"What if we wanted... nine fishes?"

[ofpurevictory-deactivated201512]

 ” My goodness, are you alright?”

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"It asks if we're all right, why is it asking that?                                                             Can we eats it up?                                                                             Shhh, it's right there."

[onlysocrafty-blog]

+ oliivetrees

"What is it, precious? Is it tasty?                                             Shhh, don't lets it hear us.                                                                           Shut up, it looks tasty."

[biiilbo-blog]

"Cake? It’s a food, quite good. You can eat it—if you win.” 

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"Then we'll win. We'll go first----                                                         which part of the bird is never in the sky?                                                         it swimses across lakes, and always stays dry.

[zirikhab]

      ” … If you try, you’ll get a knife somewhere         unpleasant. Why try to eat a stranger ? “

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"Because we're hungry. Strangers is tasty, precious, we should eat the dwarf."

[onlysocrafty-blog]

+ ingirunofemynangren

"A dwarf? Do we eats dwarfs?                                If it hears us we don't.                                                       Take it by surprise, precious?"

[onlysocrafty-blog]

+ xaedificare

"What is it, precious? Why is it here?"

[onlysocrafty-blog]

+ rexofsilva

"Why the sticks? In its hair?                                  Sticks aren't for wearing, are they, precious?"

[spidersxbane-deactivated2015032]

          “You didn’t eat me because I was in a different form." Curious though, would her skin give off the same effect towards this poor creature as the steel? She was still Evish made after all. 

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"What's it means different form, precious?" he hissed. If it was meat, he'd have tried to eat it, that's how it is. If it wasn't meat he'd remember it.

[asktauriel-blog]

{— Odd, smelly creature. “Yes - fish. Lots of fish, isn’t that what you want?”}

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"Yes, that's what we wants! How many fishes can it gets us?"

[biiilbo-blog]

"If you win… well, lets see. I’ve a bit of cake on me, you can have it."

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"What's cakes, precious, can we eats it?"

[onlysocrafty-blog]

+ lostlakeprincess

"What is it, precious, and why does it look at us?"

[mxskiisms-blog-blog-blog]

           ☽           

" Goblinses? … You are quite the creature…                     And I am not an it. ”

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"Goblinses get fat sometimes, lots of meat on their boneses. It could eat. We could share with it. We'd eats it, too, but there's enough goblinses for now."

[onlysocrafty-blog]

50 Shades Of Precious

[xbuffywantbeerx-deactivated2018]

onlysocrafty

✞ -

Her eyes narrowed at the creature in front of her and the odd words it spoke. Her own witty pun now spilling from her lips. “If I gag it, toss salt and holy water on it and burn it, will it die?” 

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"What's it mean, precious?                     It wants to hurts us, it does.                                                     If we hurts it first, we can eats it."

"Yes. But what is it doing here?" At that last question, the creature's head jerked toward the intruder-- evidently the inquiry was directed at her.

[onlysocrafty-blog]

+ zirikhab

"If we eats it, will we get beard stuck in our teeths?"

[biiilbo-blog]

"—no! Stop asking! You cannot eat me, win or lose, I’m sorry.”

[onlysocrafty-blog]

"Fine. Even if we wins, we won't eat Bagginses."