The Teethulum Times

Call me Ember | She/Her or He/Him | Solo poly | bisexual | send me your most cursed images | child labor supporter | abortion clinic regular | serial homewrecker

[dame-november]

Tfw you’re the middle piece

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

[jackalop-deactivated20220227]

[naamahdarling]

The gloss glaze on the tigre de cerámica (pequeño y gordo) is FLAWLESS. Just. Drawing attention to that. Beautiful.

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[alysaxel]

happy not only is it not friday it's not even thurday wednesday

[maimonideznuts]

It's Tuesday

[dame-november]

I’m in love

[yaldabaothadeez]

These crow lady comics, that I can only trace to “some anon on 4chan”

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[xander-the-bastard]

I’ve got a few more saved

[lorddeathofmurdermountain]

Once again 4chan proves it has its few gems

[dame-november]

A friend gave me a new scarification today. I have wanted this thing in some form for over a decade because of an inside joke and it’s finally here

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

[girlnextvore]

Me :"the key to this movie going so hard is the lite necrophilia"

-me tonight with friends

[andreweatspussy111]

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

[segamascott]

[videolottery]

This review is nonsense

House 1977 has not one but two horses featured over its 88 minute runtime.

First, one that’s easy to miss is this small horse outside of the shoesmaker’s workshop seen here next to Mr. Togo’s car. (And sharing the scene with director Nobuhiko Obayashi’s daughter Chigumi Obayashi, a cowriter of this film.)

This horse is shown a second time when Mr Togo returns to use the shoesmaker’s phone a few beats later.

Now I could forgive you for considering this to be a pony as it’s quite small and therefore not quite fulfilling the horse quota. But what I can’t forgive is blatantly ignoring this

The beautiful white horse featured in one of the most iconic moments of the film, Fantasy’s fantasy about being rescued by Mr Togo in which she imagines him riding in on a white stallion to save her from the titular House.

In conclusion this letterboxed review is pure bullshit made up for attention and you all fell for it because you don’t know anything about House 1977

[videolottery]

[shadowtherat]

The winning shots, aka the ones that will go on this years ratty food calendar!

[tsalala]

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

[ziawouldntwannabeya]

[tieflingteef]

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

[chromaticabrasions]

🫀 edwards-colon Follow

Who let Nosferatu become a cornerstone of vampire cinema? Literally The Worst vampire representation ever put to celluloid. I tell people I’m a vampire and they don’t believe me because I’m not bald and surrounded by an army of rats. Vampires don’t look like that!!!!! And we can control rats obviously but we don’t have them follow us around.

Also, the movie was using the rats as a visual metaphor for the plague, perpetuating yet another harmful stereotype.

And!! Nosferatu doesn’t even mean vampire.

I wish Florence Stoker succeeded in getting every copy of that horrid film destroyed. If people want to understand what vampirism is really like there is already the perfect five film saga.

🧑🏽‍🦲 bald-ur-gayass-tarion Follow

speak for yourself op

🐀 ratsss-ratssss-ratsssssss Follow

op fuck your entire unlife

🕷️ counting-spiders Follow

@edwards-colon is a fakefanger FYI.

here’s a link to the ghoulgle doc.

tldr; they’ve been making posts romanticizing vampirism for years. they talk about older vampire issues to fit in with the undead community but they’re mortal. block and report.

🫀 edwards-colon Follow

I got turned dumbass. And my sire is 103, it’s the one who told me about this shit. Keep your fangs out of necks they don’t belong in.

🩸 suck-and-fuckula Follow

103? so it was a baby when nosferatu came out? a little baby? little babybat vampire going to the cinema? to watch nosferatu symphony of horror? as a little baby? little baby vampire?

⚰️ corpse-in-miriams-attic Follow

wait backup nosferatu doesn’t mean vampire?

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

the word nosferatu was popularized by bram stoker’s novel to mean undead in romanian, he got it from a travelogue by emily gerard, no one’s really sure where she got it.

🧛🏻‍♀️ Christabel-deactivated

Good L*rd, I knew Miss Gerard! She was a dear friend of mine. 😃 Oh my, I remember Emily telling me all about her The Land Beyond The Forest research. It’s a funny story, actually, the etymology of Nosferatu.

I’ll tell you all about it in just a heartbeat— A sweet young damsel has wandered into my castle and I must perform my duties as hostess.

I’ll return shortly.

🥀 sanguine-dreaming Follow

hey chrissy make sure it’s not a hunter. lotta slayers are damsels nowadays

🥀 sanguine-dreaming Follow

chrissy????

🪰 let-me-live-please Follow

THEY SLAYED CHRISSY

🪦 letsgettogetherandslayvarney Follow

now we’re never gonna figure out where nosferatu came from this fucking sucks

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

fucking sucks 😳🥴🥵🤤🫦

🖋️ bloodywill Follow

christabel just got destroyed can u give us a minute

[galaxywarp]

[agnost]

sgjkdfjgmldfkgldf mgkdf gdf gfd when the handmaiden / feudal lord meme takes over your dashboard lmaooooooo

[lookataleaf3000]

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

[marzipanandminutiae]

was this the beginning of people using heteronormative to mean “conventional gender roles” rather than what it actually means (the assumption that heterosexuality is the default)

was this the start of my nightmare

[chromaticabrasions]

job,,, u r supposed to call me with offer. this is how it works. i did my interview now give me your job

[chromaticabrasions]

hello employer you’ve been a naughty employer haven’t you? making me wait to hear back from you? give me your job. i can take it. i’ll be your good little employee.

[chromaticabrasions]

god i’m so glad none of my potential employers will ever see my tumblr account

[dame-november]

You’re hired.

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

@senota-skulls