A Shy Cooksman

Unforgivably Black. Sex Positive. Mediocre Poet. Theatre Addict. Lover of the V-neck shirt. Champion of the Oxford Comma. Counseling Psychology PhD student. Passable singer with terrible song selection. Former firefighter. Y'all can just call me Doc. Certified: With the Shits. 26 Cis He/Him.

[melonmemes]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

this tweet was the inspiration behind ariana’s japanese tattoo

[theamazingariel]

[hennndo]

[bigrich420-deactivated20240711]

It’s not easy being big

[rickg803]

The side of porn you don’t hear about!!!

[yoshionthesticks-deactivated202]

That’s… Mad enlightening. Not new info, but different perspectives are always important

[sssssssssoft]

I feel like a lot of women try to explain this but y’all be so insecure about nothing that y’all don’t want to hear it. To me 6 inches is more than enough & you HAVE to know wtf you’re doing. Listen to your partner & actually care about how they feel. Porn is NOT REAL. It’s broken up scenes with actors who are just doing their job. Stop having this unhealthy idea that you have to do what porn stars do because 90% of the time the women are faking (which idk how ppl don’t realize that it’s annoyingly obvious) & the men ain’t putting in no real work. Sweating, heavy breathing, & fake moans don’t mean shit. When having sex be in the moment with that person & have sex with THEM don’t use them as a sex toy & don’t think cus that porn star seemed to like that specific thing you’re doing means the woman you’re dealing with will like it. Be confident & communicate it’s not a show/movie it’s a very serious intimate moment.

[goldello-deactivated20220216]

[with-practice]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[03josten]

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

[03josten]

oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

[03josten]

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Taika Waititi accepting his BAFTA by saying that it's nice to come from a colony to Britain and steal some of their gold and bring it back to where it belongs is a level of iconic behavior that is unparalleled

[grumpytrans]

me vibing to my own playlist that i created, unapologetic:

[quotemadness]

“I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my body.”

— Tara Hardy

[programmerhumour]

Everytime you wanna apply to the job

[noshameinoursickness]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[yoyolovesdaiki]

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

[onstagedreamchasin]

Dammit y'all

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

"Never again" is now. Don't look away.

[adrianvenditti]

History Repeating Itself.

[wankchan]

argo keenecore

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

incredible 

[wankchan]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2DsYfCPWDxZtFzHRj9mO4h?si=WVF1-xrDRLOzEPMAo0NbEQ heres the link for everyone asking

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh here’s the actual track, thank you op!

[arabellesicardi]