Nordfjord

Screaming at...*Frantically gestures in the general direction of Planet Earth* WARREN2020

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Fuck off, January, you cunt. No one likes you.

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Weird how, on a daily basis, Muslims are characterised as ‘terrorists’, immigrants as ‘cheap, unskilled labour’, LGBT people as ‘sexual predators’, and anyone who objects as a ‘snowflake’, but the minute you refer to a white guy as ‘privileged’ there’s a national fucking uproar.

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Irony is fucking dead.

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Okay so most of Trump's incoherent drivel can be attributed to his steadily declining mental health due to advancing dementia, but why the FLYING FUCK does he keep HISSING at reporters like he's trying to open the Chamber of Secrets?!

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Nothing says the UK’s economy is doing brilliantly like the government having to crowdfund £500k from local bellends to make the big clock go ding dong

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Normal Monday morning in which the President of the United States is tweeting out photos of mutilated corpses and the Speaker of the House photoshopped as a Muslim.

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I won’t ‘debate the science’ of climate change with you because there is no debate.

You either accept the overwhelming evidence that human actions are having a devastating effect on our climate or you’re a fucking idiot who is heading directly and permanently to my block list.

Denying the existence of anthropogenic climate change is now on a par with denying evolution by natural selection. The argument is over. The evidence is watertight.

Accept it, or fuck off back into your little flat earther cave and argue with a rock, you ridiculous twats.

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You know America has devolved into true banana republic territory when "Senator pleads for signatures to honor the impeached President's middle son's birthday" isn't even in the top ten most bizarre things to happen this week.

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“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get reelected and is sure as you're sitting there is to start a war with Iran."

-Donald J Trump, 2011

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In the last two days, the following things have happened:

- Newly released documents directly implicated Trump in the Ukrainian aid scandal.

- Story breaks that Trump’s National Security team urged him to release aid to Ukraine, to no avail.

- Further documents from the Mueller investigation were made public.

- Trump performed an extrajudicial assassination of Iran's most popular and revered military officer without congressional approval, effectively declaring war.

This isn't a coincidence, people. And it sure as hell isn't about "protecting America". It's a calculated move from the White House to preserve Trump's power for as long as possible, by distracting everyone from his numerous crimes with a war that will drain all resources from the media and Congress.

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If Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax had been in place from 1982, Jeff Bezos would still have had a net worth of 49 billion dollars, and Bill Gates would have had 14 billion dollars.

In exchange for that, all Americans would have been granted universal child- and healthcare. Student debt would be regularly relieved, and the federal education budget would be 4 times larger.

Vote as if lives depend on it. Because they do.

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I keep telling my friends this: Yes. E. Warren is a capitalist. But America is inheritently capitalist and won’t change over night. What’s important is to allow a free but highly regulated free market that forces those with wealth to pay it back. It’s baby steps. E. Warren is a good step forward.

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Brilliantly put, and one of several reasons why I won't get behind Sanders in this primary.

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Why the hell is my app doing this? My message tab has vanished and people can't message me, even though I have messages enabled in my settings. HALP. PLS.

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When you're angry at strangers who try to control what you do with your own body

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Acting like novel writing is better than comic writing and comic writing is better than script writing is ridiculous. ALL writing is hard and terrible and no one should do it. All entertainment should just be watching pigeons mate outside a McDonald’s, as God intended.

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My girlfriend laughs in her sleep. The first time she did it scared the carp out of me 😅 she also likes to kick / punch me in her sleep too, like the other night she kicked me square in the nuts 😂 my girlfriend is a deadly person to share a bed with. I wouldn't change her for the world, been together now for about eight years.

Aww that's rough mate 😂 hope she isn't giving you too much of a headache while you're tying to sleep!

Sounds like you're happy though, and that's lovely. Jen isn't too bad to share a bed with, she doesn't karate chop me in her sleep atleast!

Matt on the other hand...

I've shared a bed with @strolling-in-the-moonlight a few times, and he has a...weird sleeping pattern. We've had full blown conversations while he has been knocked out cold, and the next morning he swears he can't remember a second of it.

This one time, I couldn't sleep, and he was sleeping next to me, and at around 2. A.M, he sits bolt upright in bed, turns to me with his eyes wide open and just says... "Fuck you."

I go "hæ? Hva skjer?" Norwegian for, "huh? What's going on?" and he responds with a solid "Just FUCK you." before laying back down and a hot second later, he is snoring.

I asked him about it the next day, and he couldn't remember a second of it.

Matt, you freaky weirdo.

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At least I don't KICK my BEST FRIEND in the FACE

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If you don’t support the entire LGBT+ community without exception, without equivocation, you are not my fucking ally and you are not my fucking friend.

Trans rights or eat shit, Rowling.

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No matter how you feel about the individual movies, the new Star Wars trilogy is the WEIRDEST trilogy of films I've seen in my life. None of them fit, and they all seem to actively dislike each other. Truly, head-scratchingly bizarre.