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"today it is not powered by the grace of a god, but by the love of a mortal"

#aura #burnouts #dnd #things dms say #let 'em cook

DM OOC: Marvin (old man) is like me, if I was a little funky boy.

#dnd #things dms say #ffs (funky friend squad)#dm shenanigans

cashew. cashew.

-the sound of the next generation

#dnd #ffs (funky friends squad)#nut squirrel #cashew #it will terrorize the party #cashew squirrel

"blorbo from my friend's dnd game"

-us about our artist friend getting burnouts brainrot after being in a few sessions as a guest character

#dnd #burnouts #burnouts brainrot #blorbo brainrot #you cannot escape #blorbo from my dnd game

one of the players recently decided to swap out their PC. so after bidding a fond adieu to the last PC, the new PC get's introduced.

within moments of interacting with the new character:

*bird noises*: I miss Puni (the PC that left).

Jae: yeah

#dnd #player shenanigans #things players say #ffs (funky friends squad)#the new character is fun tho im excited #just a very polar personality from the last one lol

"this just in, DM hates women" - us after DM downsized us from queen-sized beds to twin sized beds (for one copper)

#dnd #burnouts #player shenanigans #things players say #all in good hearted jest

“who are you to understand the true depth of emotion of a man who was cursed to become a horse “

#dnd #ffs #funky friends squad #nat 1 insight rolls

DM to Caelynn’s Player: and he walks over you because he’s that much bigger.

Gem OOC: bite his ankles!

Caelynn OOC: that sounds like something Karen would do.

Karen OOC: but Karen likes to be on top.

#out of context #burnouts #dnd #things players say #karen fights like obiwan kenobi #she likes to have the high ground

NPC (Emily) gets hit with a petrification potion thingy. She is knocked out. Puni is carrying her as they try to find the PC that got abducted when she got hit with the potion.

Puni decides while the potion is still spreading to take the time to adjust Emily’s hands to be two thumbs up, and then holds it until the petrification takes hold over her hands.

#funky friends squad #player shenanigans #dnd #things players decide to do

*bird noise* player OOC: (about her character) don’t eat her, she’s baby

Puni’s player OOC: baby back ribs baby back ribs

*bird noise* player OOC: NOOOOOOOO

#ffs (funky friend squad)#dnd #player shenanigans #things players say

Vartyx Player: does the notice specify parsnips the vegetable or Parsnips the dog?

Leanie’s Player OOC: which we need to specify

#don't steal dogs #dnd #ffsquad

"Jae is gonna become the reason the torn sleeve became a euphemism for being gay"

#submission

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"don't turn vartyx into a polycule marriage wrecker"