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Theo: “Beloved grandma, best friend” THIS BITCH AT A GOODWILL, NO SHE WASN’T

Ayla: Who’s gonna sell ME to Goodwill...

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #theodore #ayla #out of character #urns at goodwill #let’s sell ayla

“Di-did you break the ocean?”

—Colm

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #colm #how do you fucking break the fucking ocean

“My deflecting technique is being dumb as hell”

—Nerromiktok

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #nerromiktok #deflection #aren’t we all dumb as hell

“You certainly know more about swimming than someone who has never swam in their life before...”

—GM

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #gm #swimming #or at least trying

“That’s semantics though, this is a magic otter.”

—Nerromiktok

#dungeons and dragons #nerromiktok #magic otter #semantics #dnd out of context #out of context #dnd

“Theo, as the crossbow bolt lodges itself in your shoulder, you smell a smelly smell that smells smelly”

—GM

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #theodore #gm #game master #a smelly smell that smells smelly

“Is your dog real, does it do—like—dog stuff? Does it do shit or is it useless?”

—Nerromiktok to Ayla

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #nerromiktok #ayla #real dog #dog shit

“I’m meaty ...I’m about to be less meaty”

—Nerromiktok

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #nerromiktok #meaty #less meaty

“Classic Everscidian nuclear family: two parents, two kids, caster”

—Nerromiktok

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #nerromiktok #nuclear family #all children need at least one caster or they don’t grow right

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Entire Party: Say fuck, come on, do it, say fuck.

Colm: *visible fear*

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #theodore #nerromiktok #ayla #talia #colm #fuck #say fuck #he’s too baby

“Why is there a spinning gorilla and just the words ‘War Crimes’?”

—GM, distraught

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #gm #gorillas #war crimes

“IT’S JUST A PARABOLA!”

—Colm (out of character)

#parabola

“We got on a boat... threw up a bunch... and Cape Cod”

—Nerromiktok

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #nerromiktok #cape cod

“APAB: All Pirates are Bards”

—Theodore

#dnd out of context #dnd #out of context #theodore #all pirates are bards #apab

“You twink at me, I wink at you”

—Colm (out of character)

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #colm #twink #wink

“ALL DROW ARE JEWISH MERMAIDS”

—Theodore

#dnd #dnd out of context #out of context #theodore #Jewish mermaids

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