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heard my boss is on here so I had to make an alt blog

[oodsattentionwh0re]

OOC POST

This is a roleplay blog of Order of Darkness Johnny Cage!

I will play him with my headcanons of him, that are quite specific

To say the least, he is very obnoxious and mentally not so well :3

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago

[oodsattentionwh0re]

you actually checked??

[liukang2021]

Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??

[oodsattentionwh0re]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

[liukang2021]

Ever heard of running out

[oodsattentionwh0re]

then you wait till you get more

you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

Man shut the hell up

[oodsattentionwh0re]

how boring do you have to be to not get creative with fucking

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

I'm not giving you details you freak

[oodsattentionwh0re]

i wasn't even asking for details dumbass, i'm just saying you're boring

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

You dont even know what we were doing

[oodsattentionwh0re]

i can guess

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago

[oodsattentionwh0re]

you actually checked??

[liukang2021]

Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??

[oodsattentionwh0re]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

[liukang2021]

Ever heard of running out

[oodsattentionwh0re]

then you wait till you get more

you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

Man shut the hell up

[oodsattentionwh0re]

how boring do you have to be to not get creative with fucking

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

I'm not giving you details you freak

[oodsattentionwh0re]

i wasn't even asking for details dumbass, i'm just saying you're boring

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago

[oodsattentionwh0re]

you actually checked??

[liukang2021]

Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??

[oodsattentionwh0re]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

[liukang2021]

Ever heard of running out

[oodsattentionwh0re]

then you wait till you get more

you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

Man shut the hell up

[oodsattentionwh0re]

how boring do you have to be to not get creative with fucking

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago

[oodsattentionwh0re]

you actually checked??

[liukang2021]

Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??

[oodsattentionwh0re]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

[liukang2021]

Ever heard of running out

[oodsattentionwh0re]

then you wait till you get more

you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago

[oodsattentionwh0re]

you actually checked??

[liukang2021]

Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??

[oodsattentionwh0re]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[halfvampiresleepyhead]

Hey we were going to do a baby announcement tomorrow give us a few hours 💔💔💔

[oodsattentionwh0re]

holy shit mpreg is real

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago

[oodsattentionwh0re]

you actually checked??

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

have you checked?

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.

...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

uh huh, yeah sure

I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

sure you don't have time for that

on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly

[oodsattentionwh0re]

what're you gonna do? cry?

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

oh, so we're lying now

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[liukang2021]

Excuse me?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

did you check if you're not pregnant?

[liukang2021]

I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant

[oodsattentionwh0re]

are you sure?

[oodsattentionwh0re]

@liukangdefenderofearthrealm

Would you like to participate in this year's Mortal Kombat tournament?

(Lord Raiden is making me ask.)

why the fuck would he make you ask me of all people

[liukang2021]

I am simply covering all my bases, as he asked me to "ask the people in my phone". Would you or would you not like to participate? Please fill this form out.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

eh sure i'm bored anyways

[liukang2021]

At least I can tell him you considered...I don't know why he can't just find the champions himself...

[oodsattentionwh0re]

isn't he like

super old, just tell him to deceive people to rope them in and trap them in participating, worked great for my boss

[oodsattentionwh0re]

@liukangdefenderofearthrealm

Would you like to participate in this year's Mortal Kombat tournament?

(Lord Raiden is making me ask.)

why the fuck would he make you ask me of all people

[liukang2021]

I am simply covering all my bases, as he asked me to "ask the people in my phone". Would you or would you not like to participate? Please fill this form out.

[oodsattentionwh0re]

eh sure i'm bored anyways