i am NOT pregnant everyone woohoo!!!
You HAD to make this post?
This allows no more room for questions.
....I might question you.
and why is that....
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@halfvampiresleepyhead
i am NOT pregnant everyone woohoo!!!
You HAD to make this post?
This allows no more room for questions.
....I might question you.
and why is that....
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
are you sure?
Excuse me?
did you check if you're not pregnant?
Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...
oh, so we're lying now
What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly
what're you gonna do? cry?
No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.
sure you don't have time for that
on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?
Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.
...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.
uh huh, yeah sure
I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away
Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...
have you checked?
Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago
you actually checked??
Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?
Ever heard of running out
then you wait till you get more
you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg
Man shut the hell up
how boring do you have to be to not get creative with fucking
I'm not giving you details you freak
i wasn't even asking for details dumbass, i'm just saying you're boring
You dont even know what we were doing
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
are you sure?
Excuse me?
did you check if you're not pregnant?
Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...
oh, so we're lying now
What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly
what're you gonna do? cry?
No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.
sure you don't have time for that
on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?
Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.
...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.
uh huh, yeah sure
I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away
Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...
have you checked?
Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago
you actually checked??
Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?
Ever heard of running out
then you wait till you get more
you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg
Man shut the hell up
how boring do you have to be to not get creative with fucking
I'm not giving you details you freak
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
are you sure?
Excuse me?
did you check if you're not pregnant?
Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...
oh, so we're lying now
What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly
what're you gonna do? cry?
No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.
sure you don't have time for that
on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?
Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.
...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.
uh huh, yeah sure
I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away
Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...
have you checked?
Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago
you actually checked??
Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?
Ever heard of running out
then you wait till you get more
you can get eachother off in other ways without risking pregnancy omg
Man shut the hell up
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
are you sure?
Excuse me?
did you check if you're not pregnant?
Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...
oh, so we're lying now
What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly
what're you gonna do? cry?
No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.
sure you don't have time for that
on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?
Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.
...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.
uh huh, yeah sure
I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away
Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...
have you checked?
Of course, I have. Twenty minutes ago
you actually checked??
Yes?? Why wouldn't I?? It would be extremely irresponsible of me not to??
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
are you sure?
Excuse me?
did you check if you're not pregnant?
Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...
oh, so we're lying now
What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly
what're you gonna do? cry?
No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.
sure you don't have time for that
on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?
Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.
...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.
uh huh, yeah sure
I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away
Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...
have you checked?
Hey we were going to do a baby announcement tomorrow give us a few hours 💔💔💔
holy shit mpreg is real
Always has been, my friend
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
are you sure?
Excuse me?
did you check if you're not pregnant?
Yes...? I've also not had sex recently so...there is no way...
oh, so we're lying now
What makes you think that? Such an accusation is something I can't take lightly
what're you gonna do? cry?
No?? I just want to know why you think I am lying. I have been preparing for the tournament. It has recently been postponed unfortunately...even then, I have no time to spend on things like that.
sure you don't have time for that
on an unrelated note, what gave you that slight limp?
Between training and preparations, I barely have time to even rest.
...I pulled a muscle a few days ago. It still hurts quite a bit.
uh huh, yeah sure
I know what that limp actually is from, i can recognize that from miles away
Okay fine that doesn't mean I'm pregnant though...
have you checked?
Hey we were going to do a baby announcement tomorrow give us a few hours 💔💔💔
I have to remember that when life gets hard...at least I'm not pregnant
I don't want to get up early ever. I like being in my cozy bed. If you try to remove me from it I will kill you and probably eat you.
I wanna fuck you like an animal...I wanna feel you from the inside...
vampirism will save us all
what is this soft bullshit in the trad community? a true tradwife would make him go sleep in the yard like a dog. a true tradwife knows when to reach for the heated cast iron skillet. if a man is not giving you peace, give him hell. that’s what nana would say.
I keep drinking water but it's not enough to satisfy my thirst...I need blood.
I'd slit my own throat just to see if you'd mourn me
I've been asleep this whole time. Sorry for the inactivity
Lips chapped and dry.
Can I use your blood as lip balm?
'scream' (1996) prompts. 😱
'I think you have the wrong number.' 'I want to talk to you for a second.' 'Do you like scary movies?' 'What do you think I said?' 'You getting scared?' 'You had your fun now you better leave me alone or else.' 'I wouldn't do that if I were you.' 'I wanna play a game.' 'Can you knock?' 'I didn't kill anybody.' 'Scary night, isn't it?' 'I heard screaming. The door was locked.' 'What were you doing out here?' 'I thought you might want some ice for that right hook.' 'No, nothing's like it used to be.' 'Leave me alone!' 'It's never gonna stop, is it?' 'How does it feel to almost be brutally murdered?' 'This is a mistake. I shouldn't be here.' 'I'm so sorry...please understand.' 'Is someone there?' 'You are not to be alone again.' 'Don't freak yourself out-we've got a long night ahead of us.' 'Lose the mask.' 'I know it doesn't make sense.' 'But this is life. This isn't a movie.' 'Look behind you!' 'You look like you've seen a ghost.' 'You'll never get away with this.' 'Movies just make psychos more creative.'