We Are So Back

Long Time No See I Missed Y’all

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Truthfully I saw some really good glittergolf art that encapsulates how I would go about revamping the ship and I needed to go back to this blog and glaze myself over how I cooked with them even if the depiction ain’t my cup of tea anymore.

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Polle is such a kind and inoffensive looking mascot especially with how he is depicted as a worker like the rest of the crew. It makes you forget how much the crew actually dislike him.

The demeanor of the character that Pony Express tries to get across is jovial, sanitized and simple like everything the job isn't which puts a twistedly funny light on Curly's disdain that they sell Polle plushies to kids. It is the inherent seedy nature of the Pony Express marketing and advertising themselves to kids, effectively grooming them into becoming future workers through their "comfort" toy being the companies face. He can't believe it both for how obviously gross it is, but because the crew themselves can't imagine wanting it.

It's that the employees have long stopped seeing Polle as a sort of fun icon of themselves but the watchful eyes of the company. All those posters depicting him as one of them ring hollow, outlined and instead characterized by the uncaring, callous and shallow nature of P.E that is given a focus of contempt through Polle: Anya lamenting the food, Swansea mocking the breaks they get, Curly and his disillusionment and how Jimmy destroys the statue. They all have a problem with the company and Polle as the mascot is an outlet for it in a variety of different ways.

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It’s just now hitting me that when Jimmy leaves the mouth of post crash Curly’s head in that bizzaro hallucination sequence it is symbolic of him as the parasitic tongue eating louse needing to leave the host after it has died.

The head is missing Curly’s eye likely representing that blind spot Curly had for Jimmy along with the last bit of Curly that Jimmy could feed off of and impose himself through is truly gone now, a realization that likely is another reason Jimmy broke down so quickly after the feast.

He no longer could hide beside the perception of Curly and now all his words and actions, at least in that moment, were all his own with no way else to spin the blame. He tried to feed his host itself, cause feeding off of him worked for Jimmy not understanding or admitting he’s eaten too much himself.

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Yall I got really into Mouthwashing and Fallout while I was on my sabbatical, Spamton has new pathetic men rivals

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woaghhhhhh i was confused who this was for a sec but its the you! what made u come back to this blog :00

Honestly? No idea!

Occasionally I come scrolling through it and remember how much fun I had on it and idk it was just a whim. I do have the “new” blog I’ve been active on but this is like my baby.

First perfectly curated space, I missed her :]

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I think a very interesting idea and misconception within the fandom is the idea Curly himself spreads the idea about his superb leadership and status as a great idealistic person.

A big personal issue with him is the very idea that he doesn’t think he embodies much of either. Or rather doesn’t think it was meant for him. The status is placed onto him from people like Jimmy, the rest of the crew to an extent and Pony Express themselves. He is never exactly excited or eager to hear praise on those fronts as he’s grappling with the existential woe of imposter syndrome and feeling like he’s done nothing despite moving up in those roles.

We buy into Jimmy’s belief that Curly holds himself up on the same pedestal and cares when he’s placed up there and scared of coming down, not that he doesn’t want to. He also just sees himself as some guy. A guy with a lot on his plate. A guy with a lot of responsibilities he doesn’t want. But still just a normal guy. Good and bad. Average. He’s very honest with himself about his own faults, very aware of the the thoughts plaguing him, both by his dialogue in the HFIM DLC and the awareness he shows to Jimmy before he’s shit down. Of course, that doesn’t mean he’s good at expressing it to other people but it is the stuff he actually believes about himself.

The reason he keeps up the facade is for others, the necessity of his job for the Captain to be put together but oddly enough he never tries to reinforce it himself. He falters at the praise and bristles at personal concerns to himself. If you outright asked him if he thought he was a good person or even a good captain, there’s of course the objective answer and then the one he’d have…

[ynnu-64]

Spinnin round and round

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Man, long time no see yall

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Clown Art Month 2023 | Day 20 : Comet

Starburst 🌟

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Would you even care if I said Survs voice on a slider of Jermaine Adventure Time or the dude who sings Feed the Machine

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I’ve been wondering about Swatch in CDAP AU for a while now. How did he react to seeing Spamton alive and as an Addison again? At what point did it get too much for him to handle?

Ok I am gonna write about this sooner or later cause the original plan for the beginning of the CDAP au was supposed to start as a 5 chapter fanfic of the weekdays before Spamton was sent to the Addisons and then the fic was supposed be second. The chapters were gonna be longer and kinda just Spamton realizing he’s alive again and h being passed around before ending up with the ads.

Swatch was the most constant person to care for him as he was the closest out of the fun gang and the rest of the mansion staff. Swatch was shocked and in disbelief at first, thinking the fun gang was pulling his feathers. Then he saw Spam and could see he was real and breathing and the addison he knew all those years ago. He treated him like a glass sculpture: he was worried, concerned, terrified that Spam would break if handled too roughly or cared for improperly. He didn’t want to give up caring for him but the fountain was very unstable, being at the brink of being deactivated. Whatever it did to Spam left him somewhat fragile at the beginning and Swatch knew little of addison biology or what happened to him. He had not choice to drop Spam off when the effects got really bad.

As of the point of the fic he’s just really worried. He asked Banner to call so he could visit but Banner and the other ads haven’t. Banner not calling is more related to that bitterness from the cut section of Chapter 9 while the others just don’t know. Spam isn’t really thinking about other people in the past as he’s still fixing things with with the ones he’s stuck with. If he saw him this healthy and stable again I think he’d be so happy but then realize they’d have a lot to talk about…

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CDAP au Swatch Stuff

Thinking about the last ask about Swatch in the au and realized I don’t actually know when we are gonna get to the chapter on him so I wanna talk about him and stuff:

Keep reading

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Further comment: Does the Ads opinions change at all knowing that Jevil knows more about the caller than they do? Or does it get out that Jevil knew the caller was bad the whole time he was talking with Spam?

My thing with the addisons and Jevil in my au is that they can sense of air of wrongness about him. Even if they knew he knew what was wrong with Spam or how he had inadverntluy and intentionally fucked with Spamton, their main issue is his vibes really are off.

You see, I headcanon that whatever the caller does kinda splices the secrete bosses between their lightener equivalent and what they manifest as as a darkened. Jevil has not been through the fountain and effectively purified and darkeners can instinctually tell what is a lightener and what isn't. Jevil and Puppet Spam were effectively half dead to a lot of darkeners as half of their beings effectively registered as nothing, unfinished, a mockery. Spamton no longer has that issue but Jevil very much does. It's also how Jevil is no adverse to aggression and thinly veiled threats/weird ominous riddles. He just seems unsafe to be around to them.

Though if they did have the courage to question him on the caller situation, they'd be very protective and defensive of Spamton. Even if Spamton doesn't consider Jevil a physical threat, they can easily see how Jevil's presence uneases him as Jevil would refuse to do the fountain process and thus still has the effects of the caller in him. It'd be passive aggressive and sort of them bickering how Shrek and Fionna's dad do but about who was worst to Spamton. Cause on one hand, they left Spamton to his own and the callers devices and ignored warning signs but on the other, Jevil purposely misled and caused issues for him knowing the gravity of the situation.

They could theoretically get along but it would take a lot of mediation from Spam. Jevil likes to cause chaos and the addisons really wish he wouldn't

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Revamping the Addisons visually in my mind. Only thing I have are heights but here they are

Surv: 7’5

Banner: 5’3

Spamton: 3’9

Audi: 5’8

Vidie: 5’10

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i love you bearded dykes i love you dykes with mustaches i love you dykes with thick sideburns i love you stubbly dykes i love you fuzzy dykes i love you dykes with PCOS i love you dykes on T i love you trans dykes i love you

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

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My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

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