Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?

The morn', the morn', the morn', the morn' That I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie (Baba Booey, Baba Booey) And Hong Kong Phooey in all in one To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' … But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

[powersnuffgirls]

[wandas-darling]

they're never beating the allegations

[x-avier0410]

Rhaenyra I Targaryen na sua juventude. 💜

[malaviksa]

fashion!fashion!fashion!

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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[mirela9032]

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[angelbabymikaa]

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

[museum-of-artistry]

The Return (1838) by Thomas Cole

[powersnuffgirls]

thank you @aroacewalterwhite for the tag <3 havent done a tag game in ages but why naaaaawt

Make a poll with seven of your all time favorite characters from seven different fandoms, and then tag seven people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

my creatures

The Plain Doll (Bloodborne)

Rhaena the Black Bride (ASOIAF)

Vergil (Devil May Cry)

Solaire (Dark Souls)

Philippa Eilhart (The Witcher)

Carmilla (Castlevania)

Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age)

Remaining time: 11 hours 14 minutes

go crazy go stupid my mutuals: @sunnycellophaneskies @himemoo @mandycore420 @iorwethh @sunb1eeder @kingofcourtjesters @devilstarr

[genocidemen]

i think i Just basically died

[dogpuppy]

[fematrix]

if wearing sexualised clothing was empowering and an act of reclaiming something important, you'd see all the musks and zuckerbergs of the world flaunting their pink sexy baby lingerie sets on their yachts and red carpets

[littlefaebunny]

: )

[mgsr]

[american-boyboss]