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@oopsprompts

more like 'snarky dialogue dump'

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"What could I have possibly done to deserve this?"

"Do you want me to list the incidents alphabetically, chronologically, or in order of magnitude?"

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"Fine then, I'll just take my pathetic man and go."

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"Ugh, I've tried everything and he still won't give me the time of day. Now I've only got one option left."

"Moving on?"

"I'm gonna have to kidnap -- what did you say?"

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"You know, I've travelled all over the world, and everywhere I go, people always ask me the same thing: 'Who are you and how did you get in here?'"

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"Worst breakup ever. He bit me!"

"Ooh, and he's single?"

"He is now! Good luck."

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“All the things I’ve done to living people, and you’re really here to take me to task for disrespecting the dead?”

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“Since he’s immortal, he doesn’t have a ‘midlife.’ So I guess he’s decided to just have a constant ongoing crisis.”

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“I’m not your friend.”

“You’re not my enemy.”

“There are other options!”

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“Your hair looks so soft ...”

"Hey, cut that out. You’re making it really hard to focus on killing you.”

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“Ask me anything.”

“Are you OK?”

“Anything but that.”

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“Why are you like this?”

“Do you want the short version, the long version, or the fun version?”

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“So the doctor just told me I have a severe deficiency of vitamin --”

“That’s impossible. I’m constantly monitoring your location and biological signals, and not only do you not have any vitamin deficiencies, but you haven’t seen a doctor in --”

“You! Vitamin U! It was a pickup line. Why can’t you ever be normal?”

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“Someone’s going to die.”

“I hope you mean ‘of fun.’“

“Well, it’ll be fun for me.”

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“Here comes a special boy!”

“Please stop saying that every time I enter a room.”

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“Try not to die; I’ve become emotionally invested in you.”

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“Am I a joke to you?”

“No. Jokes are funny.”

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“Are you going to hate yourself in the morning if you do this?”

“In the morning? I hate myself now!”

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