Dove's Nest

its a beautiful day in the world, and youre a horrible little bird.

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God we gotta destroy this scary looking tree. I'm on it

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His birthday berries

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Experiencing Berry Emotions

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cleanin my tushy yes cleaning it goody, it's a thing all good birds must do. my oil gland nipple is rly tiny btw but it still gives me enough oil to spread all over my body so my feathers stay shiny, healthy, and water repellent (mostly)

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wait for me

bye (echos)

toot sound effect too

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this is what the skyrim song Secunda should be about. this right here. this is beauty. god

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I'm so awesome I'm so awesome I'm so awesome. Daily flying affirmations.

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Today is a collection post:

Little Blue Penguins are just the best. I would do anything to see one one day. I don't even have a joke, they just bring tears to my eyes . How splendid, really, really honestly. I'm serious. Please research them and your day will be blessed and blue!

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Are you fucking kidding me?

Okay. Let's sit down and chat.

Fill this out. You'll find it'll make me marginally more accepting of your presence- you know, since you wronged me by looking directly at my face. I know you did it. Don't do it again. I have plenty sheets.

Please fill it out.

[hauntologystudies]

pleas forgive me

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"Ugh! Who put DIRT in my HOUSE. My lady will never appreciate this..."

A lot of woodpeckers make big messes while pecking into their new tree cavity homes, so its imperative they toss all the debris to the forest floor... this, is how the ant confetti business continues on. They collect the dust particulates for use in baby ant parties

Putting the pile ate in the pileated woodpecker as they seem to eat this piles. he really ated that pile

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one million babies are hungry and screaming. i wish i could take care of them all and keep them warm

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got to slap my boob, but only once 😑

this gif doesn't repeat so you remember to treasure the beauty of nature you see. not all nature is an accommodation, so cherish what you see and remember it forever

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This things are so scary. So so so so scary they ALWAYS run after humans, no matter what. they're very brave and AGGRESSIVE. aggressive, aggressive. beware

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wait, wait, wait, wait, let me look at this (my head is gyroscopic)

There!

here's what I found:

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THIS PEAF will distract the prime minister! look at me, i am green just like money and presidents and ministers like that a LOT

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PELICAN TROOP SWOOP! 30,000 DAMAGE MEGA BLAST!

20 BILLION FISH EATEN FULL GULLETS METER 100%

FEET FLAPPING AT MAX

WINGS: WAXY

FEATHERS: SOAKED

FISH FEAR FACTOR: 36%

[myriapoda-1306]

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

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WHO THE FUCK IS THAT.