You're gonna drown.

My name is Ahto and I will be your guide to the ocean today. (( Independent OC RP blog !! ))

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” I meant French’s shit.” he let out embarrassed. ” That’s not romantic! ”

[opaloceans]

"We could talk french shit about girls with bigger boobs than me, how about that? It's extremely romantic!!"

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

”Oh my goodness, are you ok?! ”

[opaloceans]

"I-I'm fine!! Just don't say random shit like that while I'm focusing on living somewhere and fish fish legs. IT THROWS ME OFF BALANCE."

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” Yoshoodle? Uwaaa! That’s so cute! ” he claps excitably. ” Welp, we’re both french, that means we get to talk french shit together like how many strikes they did in 2013. ”

[opaloceans]

"Yoshiddle fits too I guess?" She stared at him blankly and blinked "Talk french and shit together? Waah!~ That's so romantic!"

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

”Je t’aime! ”

[opaloceans]

Ungracefully trips and lands flat on face.

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” I don’t know, I know rich kids that don’t know french for jack shit.” he let out, blinking.

[opaloceans]

"It just fits in my bio, Yoshoodle!" She casually shrugged and waved her hands about.

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

Whispers ”Fish fish legs”

Softly.

[opaloceans]

PUSHES HIM OVER AND WALKS AWAY.

Quickly.

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” Rhaaa, fait pas chier ma douce! On a tous un côté dégueulasse dans notre langue principale! ”

[opaloceans]

WILD HAND GESTURES. "My last name is French and I am a shelter-- no that's a lie. AND I AM A RICH KID, HOW DID YOU NOT EXPECT ME TO KNOW FRENCH?"

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

COVER EARS.

Softly

[opaloceans]

PANICS AND APOLOGIZES WITH FOREHEAD KISSES.

Softly.

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” Bah putain de merde si j’avais su! ”

[opaloceans]

"You're a fucking potty mouth."

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

Whisper in her ear ”fish fish legs”

[opaloceans]

SCREAMS IN HIS EAR. Softly.

[opaloceans]

cataplexy-hat said: *Yosh gasping*

*HON*

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

”THAT WAS FRENCH.”

[opaloceans]

"I'M SCHOOLED IN FRENCH."

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

He comes back running, picks up some drawings and hugs her.

[opaloceans]

She slowly hugs him back, all she is thinking about is fish fish legs...

[opaloceans]

cataplexy-hat said: *Yosh gasping*

*HON*

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” You put on them Fish Fish nets, you have Fish fish legs!! ” he let out, throwing a bunch of drawings he made in the air and running away while giggling.

[opaloceans]

...And thus she was left there, a single eye twitching in irritation. How did it come to this? How was she a fish? How did putting on tights make her a fish?? Her house is a pile of ashes but all she cares about...are fish fish legs.

[opaloceans]

Fish fish legs

OH YEAH? Well you have no face.

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

”Fish fish legs…”

[opaloceans]

I DO NOT HAVE FISH FISH LEGS.

[opaloceans]

”H-Happy birthday. ”

A-Ah Yosh! [Her cheeks warmed up as she was OBVIOUSLY surprised by the kiss.] Thanks…!

[cataplexy-hat-blog]

” I-I made a cake… ”

[opaloceans]

... [Staring down at the cake, back up at Yosh, down at the cake, back up to Yosh with tears in her eyes] R-Really...??