If you ever think you're bad at picking up on hints, I assure you I am worse. My friend messaged me saying he wanted to hang out and catch up so I invited him to my flat. When he got here I was sat in the corridor chatting with my flatmates so he joined us and proceeded to sit through hours of conversation and senseless giggling. Turns out? This man has been flirting with me for weeks. Turns out this man thought he was coming for a DATE. He came to see me. And instead he comes and sits on the floor in my corridor and chats to my flatmates. FOR 3 AND A HALF HOURS.














