uhhhh

Ohio born that sucked so I moved to Charleston sc

[emrysmerlyn]

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

[thecutestofthecute]

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

[thatveganwhiterose]

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

[memewhore]

Please stop calling me out.

[systlin]

This was written about me personally. 

[jennytrout]

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!” And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!” Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

[ohmysaintedpyjamas]

Nebraskan here. Can confirm this is all true.

[thecommonchick]

OMG 😂😂

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[unfugbilder]

[casanova-lives]

Look at the size of this lad. What an absolute unit.

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

B O D E

[baawri]

[clitstopher]

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

He dead

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that big BIC lighters has a smaller BIC lighter inside of it (x)

[toastbutteregg]

whenever this happens, I just tell myself that I did my part so if they’re mad- it’s on them. not me

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[sandandglass]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the “seeds” on Strawberries aren’t actually seeds. They are actually a type of dry fruit called achenes 

An achene (also sometimes called akene and occasionally achenium or achenocarp) is a type of simple dry fruit produced by many species of flowering plants.

[theinturnetexplorer]

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