Basically I'm a dragon

Eli 29 he/him. Trans (elder at this point), Bisexual. Massachusetts. If you know what is going on in my life feel free to update me about it because I have no idea. Reading the FAQ and about me are always recommended but not necessary. I'm a slut for outer space, superheros, good sensory, books, film, theater, photography, dogs, hair dye, science, blah blah blah I'm a blog whatever I feel like type of blog and I tag the major trigger warnings along with seizure inducing images. .

[firebreathingeli]

Ive been on a bit of a hiatus because life happened and I during that I spent a while in the hospital real sick. They had me on so many meds I present you the note I found on my phone that I have no memory making:

Bbno$. no headed for you baby nobody's standing on top of all those odd elephants why are they covered in bongs now hit it

<-- for more dogs swimming by their side pay me or something

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Do you want to subway. That is the worst. sandwich there are no Subway sandwiches here

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O' O' O'Reilly Auto Parts

I'm

Layered for these thee. Vegetable you must

three.

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1 limp basket is just a bucket full of limp dicks and pretzel wraps

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Bandet BLeeM voice , I would do anything to win those five bags of hot chocolate and Ham.

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Octopus pulls up to night fight with eight knives oh no he says the shark pulls out a gun

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Place in Pennsylvania where everyone has to speak OwI and dress like furry or you're beat to death

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[valtsv]

[segamascott]

[tall]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[firebreathingeli]

Just thought of a visceral memory of accidentally falling asleep on the shoulder of the boy who had a crush on me in the 6th grade and it made it so messy😭😭😭

I was like "uhhh my parents are divorcing so my image of love is a little shattered rn and i dont want to date also i might be a lesbian and or a boy"

And he basically went "ill kill myself if you dont love me"

So i told my mom who told his mom lmaooo

[firebreathingeli]

You take up a LITTLE writing on AO3 and the curse gets you

[firebreathingeli]

Like WTF

[firebreathingeli]

Only funny part is how they let me shower

[firebreathingeli]

WAIT the funnier part is because my hand in the bag i was a fall risk so an old Philippines woman showered me and would not let me do it myself but kept saying "so cleannnn, yes very clean"

[firebreathingeli]

You take up a LITTLE writing on AO3 and the curse gets you

[firebreathingeli]

Like WTF

[firebreathingeli]

Only funny part is how they let me shower

[firebreathingeli]

You take up a LITTLE writing on AO3 and the curse gets you

[firebreathingeli]

Like WTF

[firebreathingeli]

You take up a LITTLE writing on AO3 and the curse gets you

[animentality]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[firebreathingeli]

Not to knock other peoples yums but age play Hollaov is so weird and very ooc

You're going to make Shane Hollander, 3 time Stanley cup winner, basically a model, with multiple sponsorship deals, and several other awards, wear a diaper??? No thanks.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok