Basically I'm a dragon

Eli 29 he/him. Trans (elder at this point), Bisexual. Massachusetts. If you know what is going on in my life feel free to update me about it because I have no idea. Reading the FAQ and about me are always recommended but not necessary. I'm a slut for outer space, superheros, good sensory, books, film, theater, photography, dogs, hair dye, science, blah blah blah I'm a blog whatever I feel like type of blog and I tag the major trigger warnings along with seizure inducing images. .

[animentality]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[firebreathingeli]

Not to knock other peoples yums but age play Hollaov is so weird and very ooc

You're going to make Shane Hollander, 3 time Stanley cup winner, basically a model, with multiple sponsorship deals, and several other awards, wear a diaper??? No thanks.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[firebreathingeli]

I need ideas for a new Heated Rivalry fan fic. I am working night shifts and Im BORED

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[firebreathingeli]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hi Hi Hi, I am on a tear of writing Heated Rivalry fan fictions. I have three works out now. This is a darker one. I also have one where Shane and Ilya adopt a baby who turns out to have a heart defect and also one where Shane gets drunk at a bar and handsy with Ilya to the horror of the centaurs.

Description:

His phone crashes to the ground. “Ilya!” The shout echoes through the garage.

Then the man slams him against the nearest car hard enough to knock the breath from his lungs.

“Don’t scream,” the stranger says softly.

Shane drives an elbow backward as hard as he can. The man grunts but doesn’t let go. Panic is detonating in Shane’s chest now as he struggles to get away.  He is shoving, kicking, trying to wrench free, while somewhere on the concrete nearby his phone blasts Ilya’s voice loud enough to hear.

“Shane?”

“Help!” Shane shouts instinctively.

A hand clamps over his mouth immediately. “You’re making this harder than it needs to be.”

-- Shane is kidnapped by a delusional fan who believes he is saving Shane from Ilya to have a life with him instead. Ilya almost goes insane trying to find his husband.

[themoonandmyman]

#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.

#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.

[oatmealdiva]

shane:

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[firebreathingeli]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84749776/chapters/223652906

I finished my Heated Rivalry fan fic!!!!

Description:

It is halfway through the second period that Shane looks at his phone. He has promised himself he won’t, he also promised Ilya that he won’t look, but the temptation is just too strong. A quick peek, five seconds at most, to just make sure that nothing has come through.

The second he does, his heart drops so low he thinks he stops breathing. Eight missed calls from Jackie. Fifteen text messages. Three missed calls from Hayden and thirty-two text messages.

He presses call immediately on Jackie’s number. Hearing two rings before it picks up.

“Shane! Is Ilya with you?” Jackie sounds like she is snapping- and Jackie never snaps.

“Yes he is- we are on speakerphone. Uhhh… What is up?” Shane feels stupid. What is up? He desperately wishes it isn’t a dumb question; he didn't read their texts before calling.

“Hey buddy, I don’t want to freak you out, but we are going to the hospital.” Hayden’s voice cracks through as his worst nightmare.”We are minutes away from Children's Hospital of Eastern Ontario. I’m so sorry, Shane-” -- Shane is already an anxious wreck about being a new parent, adding a heart defect on top of that just might make him snap

[t4timekeeper]

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[firebreathingeli]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The devil writes fast but AO3 writers move faster chapter 3, where i throw the emotional brick at you is up again not to proud to beg for a comment

[firebreathingeli]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter of my Hollanov parent fan fic! Just one more chapter before I throw the angst grenade into it!

I am not to proud to ask for comments

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]