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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

mclennonyaoi

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

midnightinjapan

I swear to the holy mother of cats, if my toe nail polish isn’t dry by the end of this giant shark movie, I’m giving up on pedicures forever.

Lyrics for my swan song:

Gonna put my feet in a bucket

‘cause we overheated the oceans of the planet

and we’re all gonna die.

But for now water still comes out

of a faucet in my kitchen

so I’mma put my feet in a bucket

before we all die.

backfromrlyeh

Marjorie Cameron, Spanish Ghost (1958)

dustrial-inc

Trent Reznor.

cryptotheism

"maybe there's a good way to worship [marvel character]" yeah and maybe the big hunk of cheese placed under that giant pneumatic mouse-crushing hammer is totally safe to eat!

cryptotheism

Like come on. Even if you wanna do some divine archetypical angle here and say that spider man is actually an expression of some higher divine archetype, you should be powerfully, viscerally, disgusted that your god is owned by a soulless megacorporation. You might as well make a gold statue of Jeff Bezos.

angelicguy

What's goin on?

cryptotheism

There is a small but persistent thread of modern magical practicioners who believe that many figures from pop culture, comic books especially, fill a similar cultural niche to mythological figures like Gilgamesh, or Achilles.

A few believe that the natural next step here is to actively and persistently spiritualize them. Some go so far as to build altars and pray to characters like Captain America, or Batman.

This is, for reasons I hope are obvious, a very bad idea.

angelicguy

i dont really think thats goin on

cryptotheism

The guy who laid the foundation for this stuff had to testify before the warren commission because of his tangential role in the assassination of JFK.

ophidianfatale

I’m going to need to obsess over this at some point.

Am I Coming Down with Something or is it Just February?

A Choose Your Own Adventure from Bantam Books.