blinkpatch

Tumblr name used to be Weasowl. Oh, Me? I'm a noun, i enjoy verbing, entertainment, and other nouns, especially adverb verbing, specific media, and animal nouns. Gender: ...fluid, subject to tidal forces. Old. No, older than that, ancient. Drifter. Feral. Barrel Rider. Catch me posting about my dog Badger, all kinds of arts, prehistory factoids, science and nature interests, and pining for solar-punk-flavored revolution. It's wild out in the wide world, and I suppose by now I am too. Sometimes I write stuff.

[weaselle]

i'm weaselle and i write things and i am open to critical feedback if it is done politely.

I would like to grow as an artist, and so if you would like to tell me your experience of my writing, even if that experience was less than satisfactory, i am open to hearing about it

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[weaselle]

this is so good actually

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes

Pine martens are an option!

PINE MARTENS??!?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:

HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN

[weaselle]

pine marten! pine marten! one of the most animals of all time!

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[weaselle]

seraphim

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[weaselle]

[sailatina3]

[weaselle]

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[weaselle]

those watermelons are in tribble

[goofyshelterdogs]

“Once you get to know George it is easy to fall in love with his quirky little self.  All he wants is someone to love him for the rest of his life. Maybe that special person is you!”

[pangur-and-grim]

“do you love the colour of the sky” type legs

[weaselle]

it might just be his genetics, because he looks… like he’s got, like, a BUNCH of genes going on, but

Legs like that on a male dog often indicate a dog that was neutered very early in life. The hormones from the gonads help control the growth plate development in the legs (specifically the proper closure of the growth plates) so if you neuter a dog at, say, four or five months old, you often wind up with a dog that have stilted legs. Along with increased probability for other undesirable health outcomes.

[weaselle]

i want to be clear, i for sure think people should neuter their dogs, it's just we know more about when that should happen than we used to (the most ideal time is between 18 months and 2 years, but that leaves the owner having to deal with behavior and possible puppies, so at least 9 months is now the minimum)

[goofyshelterdogs]

“Once you get to know George it is easy to fall in love with his quirky little self.  All he wants is someone to love him for the rest of his life. Maybe that special person is you!”

[pangur-and-grim]

“do you love the colour of the sky” type legs

[weaselle]

it might just be his genetics, because he looks... like he's got, like, a BUNCH of genes going on, but

Legs like that on a male dog often indicate a dog that was neutered very early in life. The hormones from the gonads help control the growth plate development in the legs (specifically the proper closure of the growth plates) so if you neuter a dog at, say, four or five months old, you often wind up with a dog that have stilted legs. Along with increased probability for other undesirable health outcomes.

[weaselle]

duuuude, this fucken day. Started at 6am with having to put wet shoes on, got worse from there.

12 hours, 15 dogs, and 13 miles later, i am going to hit a joint, pop a squat, munch a meal, suck down a tasty beverage, and be absolutely done with everything.

[hatchan]

I'm considering hosting a large bbq event to invite all my friends and coworkers. is this the devil talking? I have no experience hosting events but I wanna. someone STOP ME

[weaselle]

[hatchan]

god damn you I just applied for a permit to have more than 20 people at this bbq

[weaselle]

[weaselle]

well fuck kars for kids [of TV jingle fame] turns out it was a scam for funding a "religious group" all along.

[queeranarchism]

#my wife is on the SOR for being gay #no joke #she hit on a girl in a straight bar once #in 1997 #and while the girl was into it #the off duty cop sitting nearby was not #and so he arrested her for ‘soliciting homosexual activity’ #which in our state was still a felony #in 1997 (and would remain so until Lawrence v Texas in 2003) #and since ‘soliciting homosexual activity’ was a felony and a sex crime #she got put on The List #she is still on there to this day #because it costs MONEY to ask a judge to take you off #and she has tried four times#since 2003 #to get taken off the SOR #but every time the judge has said something like ‘no you pled guilty to the crime i can’t possibly take you off the sex offender registry’ #with no acknowledgement of what the actual crime was #(the crime of being a butch lesbian hitting on a cute girl who was into it) #(in 1997)

Reposting these tags with consent from the person that wrote them. The post about the Sex Offenders Registry is locked, but these tags are too important to go unnoticed.

Younger queer people need to realize that the SOR being used against queer people simply for being queer isn’t some ancient history thing. It still impacts queer people today. And it can quite easily be used that way again.

[ashelyskies-deactivated20241121]

Listen!

When you hear people throwing around the talking point of “well there’s a high rate of sex offenders in the trans/queer community”, this has to do with why.

Being on the sex offender registry isn’t inherently equivalent to whatever horrific sex crime you’re meant to think of when it’s mentioned. It evokes imagery of pedophilia and rape, but there is a lot that can get you put on it and not a lot you can do to be taken off of it.

Public crossdressing used to be able to get you put on the sex offender registry (and by used to I mean as recently as 2011).

Public urination (you know, the literal only option for someone who’s homeless and doesn’t have access to public bathrooms, a venn diagram where trans people are more likely to rest in the meeting zone) can get you put on the sex offender registry.

Sex work is pretty much an automatic way to end up on the sex offender registry if you’re caught. (This is especially weaponized against black trans women who do sex work)

“Deviant Sexual Intercourse” (aka literally any sexual activity aside from penis-in-vagina penetration) could get you on the sex offender registry as recently as the early 2000s. That effectively impacts the entire queer community in one way or another.

The sex offender registry is, first and foremost, useless. It tells you nothing about what someone did. It’s mentioned to quickly associate a person or a group of people with the worst possible crimes imaginable.

It has been used against us time after time and it will continue to be used for that.

[cluegrrl]

And this is where the push of purity discourse in fandom shows its fetid, fascist underbelly.

[gwydionmisha]

This is why they are making being trans in public a felony in some states.

[harperhug]

When you decide that people who commit a certain crime or category of crime should legally lose their humanity, you create incentive for more people to be charged with that crime.

[hatchan]

I'm considering hosting a large bbq event to invite all my friends and coworkers. is this the devil talking? I have no experience hosting events but I wanna. someone STOP ME

[weaselle]

[weaselle]

..................................................................NO

i don't wanna

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured