[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[fiveftsomethinwiththeskinnyjeans]

[bus-a-looey]

[neverthere12345]

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[digimemory]

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

[irjm-blog]

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[godofavengers]

One of my new friends: *uses there own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[pawneeparksnrec]

[ophiolites]

me at school: Ill do my school work when I get home

me at home: lmao I really thought

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[crunchy07-deactivated20160413]

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

a family tree

[pickleston]