Queefer Sutherland

I’m 38 and bi pronouns she/they tme formerly hamvendor

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[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

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“AI slop” I state derisively as I observe the embalmed corpse of my grandma.

[vanilleflwr]

🍀🦆

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Why the hell am I so bloated today

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I used to watch this show about a farm vet and whenever some ruminant would get the bloat he’d stick a big ass needle in their side to let the trapped farts out and sometimes I feel like doing that to myself

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Smells like grandpa pregnancy in here

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Gen Z bands have names like “suitcasse” and “1996 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition”

[mothcub]

me discouraging you:

[mothcub]

me supporting you:

[mothcub]

That sounds really unusual I'm only motivated by being pelted with small pebbles in front of a braying crowd personally

[foodffs]

Ultimate Grilled Cheese Recipe

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

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Stoners love a stupid expensive contraption. They’re always like “This is the Puff Blaster Fuck Bastard. It puts the weed into a bullet and shoots you in the head with it. It cost 10 million dollars.”

[satanicfranic]

not a day goes by where i don’t think about these photos of Noah Wyle

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Why the hell am I so bloated today

[doctorslippery]

Shaggy's spidey sense went off at the mention of Bat Milk.

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[luckyyyyyyyyyyyy]

[ravenstagged]

I’m not usually one to add to posts but I need everyone to see OP’s hand for scale

[pulpcovers]

Olga https://pulpcovers.com/olga/