Roadkill Enthusiast

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[dailyeel-blog]

White mouth moray eel

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Green moray eel

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Green moray eel

[iraffiruse]

[that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin]

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

[opossumer-blog]

Ok so the meme-mobile is probably totaled due to a rear-end collision. It’s currently safe to drive but it’s probable that I won’t have it for much longer. Any suggestions on hatchbacks/small SUVs/cars in general would be greatly appreciated. Under 25,000 would be ideal.

Whoever suggests a vaporwave gremlin will get punched in the face. You know who you are.

[demolicious1995]

[glumshoe]

In the future, all Pepes will be rare.

Go here to learn more about the global decline of amphibian populations and how you can help prevent the extinction of frogs.

[rsoe-deactivated20190423]

No more meet me in the pit jokes

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

encounter me in the trench

[voidbats-deactivated20150506]

is this world war one

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

[dragging my sad, limp body across the floor] im doing fine

[raptorific]

Look I am not happy that I’m writing this post but I really don’t understand why I’m seeing multiple posts about why Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the same size as the residents of Bikini Bottom when they’re human beings and all the sea creatures are only supposed to be a few inches tall. Mermaid Man’s belt is a shrink ray. They did a whole episode about it. I feel like you can put two and two together without them explaining it onscreen. What you really need to be concerned about is why Pearl, a whale, is also only a few inches tall and also never needs to go up for air. 

[christiannightmares]

Just a dog pissing on a large photo of Ted Cruz (Found via the Facebook page of Peter Prescott; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/114504404386/ted-cruz-says-he-traded-classic-rock-for-country)

[tvgif]

[solaraprotagonist-deactivated20]

How to help an artist:

Ditch the like button

No, seriously. If you don’t have money to help out an artist financially, the second best thing is to reblog all the things you like. While liking it does tell the artist that “hey I really like this!” It does jack shit because the only ones who will see that are me and you.

Why do you think there are so SO many posts made by people that are literally summed down to “please reblog my artwork I need the notes!”? Because no one reblogs artwork. Unless you’re a ridiculously popular blog with thousands of followers, you’ll only end up getting 1 or no reblogs.

SO HELP OUT ARTISTS AND PLEASE REBLOG OUR ART, BECAUSE WE REALLY NEED THE VIEWS ;V;)/

[goatrocket-moved]

Good Hunter

[askthepoketrio]

REALLY IMPORTANT - NEW PAYPAL UPDATE - PLEASE READ

THIS NEEDS A HELLA SIGNAL BOOST - PLEASE SPREAD THIS UP

EVERYONE needs to start using Invoices. This is very important. Paypal has recently updated their TOS and it’s something that everyone should pay attention to. “10.3h If you violate the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy, … you will be liable to PayPal for the amount of PayPal’s damages caused by your violation … You acknowledge and agree that $2,500.00 USD per violation … is presently a reasonable minimum estimate of PayPal’s actual damages … PayPal may deduct such damages directly from any existing Balance in the offending Account or any other Account you control.” DO NOT SEND PAYMENTS AS “GIFTS” You will be risking your commissioners account and that is really really bad. Artists, REQUEST PAYMENT THROUGH INVOICES. It lets YOU control how money is sent. Commissioners, DO NOT SEND PAYMENT unless you send it through “for goods and services.” If your artist requests ‘send as gifts’ BEFORE you send payment, tell them about the $2,500 fine per violation, as they probably do not know about it. Yes, paypal fees suck, but it’s better to have a few dollars missing than to get fined $2,500 for a $20 purchase.

[ruinedchildhood]