Oppa's butthole

oppa is dumb but i love him

[moonteailisgorgeous]

MARK YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SQUISHY WHY DO YOU HAVE ABS????

[sunflowerpetalsworld]

Mark:I’m absolutely fully capable SM: oh really? Mark: I can be anywhere and everywhere SM: you’re debuting in NCT Dream then Mark: Man, dude what was I saying?

[xiao-dan]

when people sexualize underage nct members

when people hate on nct dream members

when people sleep on the chinese versions

[oppajudgesyou-blog]

Dating Door Games Be Like...

When you don't get your bias: That's alright, it's not like I'm gonna end up with them anyways.

When you do get your bias: WE'RE MEANT TO BE, I FUCKING KNEW IT! THAT'S IT, I'M SWIMMING ACROSS THE OCEAN TO BE WITH HIM! IT'S ONLY FATE!

[bxngtansmut]

MASTER LIST

links on the titles except for the smut, there links on the member’s name. about the smut: only the first smut of each member (the ones in cursiva) are written by me. this masterlist will be updated practically everyday so keep an eye on it! and enjoy jagiiiis ♥

smut

jin smut

suga/yoongi smut

jhope/hoseok smut

rapmon/namjoon smut

jimin smut

v/tae smut

jungkook smut

bts most to least

how would bts react to

signs as (bts version)

short stories

other original content

[bxngtansmut]

V smut

Stranger

Prepare for trouble and make it double

Need me

Bambi

At three in the morning

Best friends

Wheatfields

One time

Two times

Wizard

Distractions

Sex with BTS

Deflowered by Kim Taehyung

You are the best thing that happened to me

Taehyung and not chill

Kiss

Fingers

Behind the scenes

Moving on?

Being dirty all of the sudden

Oral fixation

You started this

Every damned time

Just one bite

I hate this part right here

Don’t

Sex

Baritone

Lust pt I

Flesh

Over

Threesome

I called dibs, she is mine tonight

Friends helping friends

Liquid passion

De-stressing

Dry series

How good they are at sharing

Invited

Just an extra pt 2

Threesome with Jin

Let me show you

How BTS would eat you out

Colors

Intimacy

Behind closed doors

Walk-in’s welcome

Waterworks

Jeu blanc

Part time benefits

High school crush

Bath time

Baby please…

Not a game

Jealous?

Jealous? pt II

Just me and you

Special

Don’t get caught

Shower time

His shirt

Daddy

Alone time

Anime marathon

More fun than a movie

The Better Lover pt II

The Better Lover pt IV

Are you nervous pt I

Are you nervous pt II

Are you nervous pt III

Who knows more?

Guess who

Dinner games

Trouble maker

Being taught

Fun at movie night

Private meet and greet

Members react to you moaning

First time with each member

I want you to be my first (each member)

Walking in on you masturbating

Saying “I love you” during sex

Having a boner bc of you

Sex

Jealous

First time

For dessert

Movie fingers

Daddy kink

On camera

On camera finale

Friendship goals

Playing to win

First time

Freedom

Codename: Shadowcat

Cactus goals

The Golden Boy

The Copper Girl

Platinum

Saturday

Just friends pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

Video games

[thoteen]

When someone bumps into you and doesn’t apologise

[pinksugamonster]

（⌒_⌒）Xu Minghao the Meanie Shipper

[oppajudgesyou-blog]

reading Seventeen's minds

Seungcheol: JEONGHAN omg he touched me he's so warm and I love his hair and I just

Jeonghan: omfg Coups needa chill I ain't about that life.. imma flip my hair so he'll get more frustrated

Joshua: o lord Jesus please let Seventeen do well at our next show.. and maybe give me some more time to speak in English because I kill that shit fam

Jun: mUST. AVOID. LOGOS.

Hoshi: imma squish squish, make them bitches swoon, then gaze seductively and indirectly impregnate millions

Wonwoo: I have no inspiration for these lyrics... well Mingyu is pretty cool, in a heterosexual, platonic way wOW IS IT HOT IN HERE?

Woozi: I fucking hate all of these people why am I here

DK: *birds chirping and beautiful music playing*

Mingyu: wow who is that? he's so handsome.. oh it's a mirror lmao hEY mirror-gyu ur lookin good 2day

The8: I don't understand any of what they're saying... just smile and nod, that shit always works

Seungkwan: is now an appropriate time to burst out into song? no? okay 1 2 3 gO

Vernon: *crickets*... did I load my macs before we left the dorm?

Dino: IN A FEW YEARS I WILL BE THE VISUAL FUCK ALL OF Y- oh hyung is coming gtg attack him with hugs

[exobtexts]

Eating out with Vernon

Vernon: do you like the food?

You:

Vernon: yeah stop acting like you didn’t hear me or

[deansfootstool-blog]

This is why no one likes me 😂😂💯💯

[littlemingyu]

the cons of being in a thirteen-member group

[littlemingyu]

[bapinfinity-deactivated20200717]

Visit Original Link

Oh Oh Oh(;

ATTENTION: THIS HAS BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A REPOST AND I AM NOT A REPOSTER. I HAD PERMISSION TO REPOST THIS FROM ANOTHER ACCOUNT WHICH WASN’T THE OWNER. THE OWNER IS NOTMYBLOGATALL. THANK YOU AND PLEASE DON’T GET THE WRONG IDEA.

[oppajudgesyou-blog]

Me: I need to do my homework!

Mind: no.

Me: but its due tomorro-

Mind: no.

Me: but-

Mind: shhhhh

Mind: shhh

Mind: sh. Look at this picture of Dino instead.

[leadersehun]

When your bias wrecker is ruining your life but your actual bias does something that snaps you out of it

[oppajudgesyou-blog]

Seungkwan and his girlfriend

Seungkwan : The stars are beautiful

Gf : Yes they are

Seungkwan : You know who else is beautiful ?

Gf : *blushes*

Seungkwan : My mom.