Oak Park River Forest High School

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HUSKIE

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vaccinate your fucking kids

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ITS NO LONGER THE HOUSE OF ROUSE

Rouse is out of the House..........he ascends to join the seniors of classes long past 😔🙏

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As evidence grows that chronic sleep deprivation puts teens at risk for physical and mental health problems, there is increasing pressure on school districts around the country to consider a later start time.

In Seattle, school and city officials recently made the shift. Starting in the 2016-2017 school year, the district moved the official start times for middle and high schools nearly an hour later, from 7:50 a.m. to 8:45 a.m. This was no easy feat; it meant re-scheduling extracurricular activities and bus routes. But the bottom line goal was met: teenagers used the extra time to sleep in.

Researchers at the University of Washington studied the high school students both before and after the start time change. Their findings appear in a study published Wednesday in the journal Science Advances. They found students got 34 minutes more sleep on average, with the later school start time. This boosted their total nightly sleep from six hours and 50 minutes – to seven hours and 24 minutes.

“This study shows a significant improvement in the sleep duration of students, all by delaying school start times so they’re more in line with the natural wake-up times of adolescents,” says senior author Horacio de la Iglesia, a University of Washington researcher and professor of biology.

The study also found an improvement in grades and a reduction in tardiness and absences.

Sleepless No More In Seattle – Later School Start Time Pays Off For Teens

Image: Jasper Cole/Getty Images

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The first late start Wednesday of the year is tomorrow!

Any students who are late tomorrow are Double Late and will be Eliminated. They Are Watching.

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Yesterday, the Huskies won their football game against Hinsdale Central! The final score was 208-7. Check out one of the best plays from the fourth quarter in the video!

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Exciting to see this play featured in episode 3 of America to Me!

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WE’RE ORANGE & BLUE OAK PARK HIGH!!!

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As of tomorrow, Thursdays no longer follow the normal gym schedule, but have their own activities that Huskies can participate in as part of Huskie Health Club! Kudos to any brave Huskies who pick any activity aside from yoga tomorrow. The Mighty Huskie is proud of you.

The Mighty Huskie will keep track of your heart rate as you exercise. It is important in selecting the Next Vessel.

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Unnnnngh!

Unnnnngh!

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Today’s the day!

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Did you think it was possible to avoid having OPRF-produced spirit content poured directly into your eyeballs at all times? Think again! With these new Huskie Propaganda Screens, you can see the finest OPRF content, even during lunch and passing periods! Remember, it’s a great day to be a Huskie! You Are Not In Control And Never Have Been

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after four years i have finally astral projected out. goodbye rouse house. HELLO ROUSIVERSE

R O U S I V E R S E

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The school’s performance of Urinetown, originally planned for this Friday and Saturday at 7 and Sunday at 3, has been cancelled because the name is already ridiculous and we can’t think of a funny parody of it.

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Listen up, Huskies who are white! When America To Me airs, you have to remember that this documentary is all about you. 

The primary purpose of this documentary is so that you can pause it and point out the blurry image of you in the background.

There is no important message that this film is trying to convey to you. The filmmakers’ primary goal was to shed light on a subject that we don’t talk about enough, which is you, out of focus, walking through the hallways. 

Please disregard any points that this documentary is trying to get across to you. The whole point is so that you can Snapchat a screenshot of a cafeteria scene with a big arrow pointing to a student that you’re pretty sure is you, with the caption “look at me i’m famous!!”

Get excited for America To Me!

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The seniors have ascended so far into the clouds that they have cleared the top layer of the atmosphere, descending upon the rest of the universe with the apathetic glee that can only be found in seniors that graduated in one of the wildest years known to huskiekind.

The Mighty Huskie solutes you, brave seniors. Godspeed.

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Today is Senior Ditch Day. We will be throwing all the seniors into a ditch.