[waitingforthet]

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[lacteaway]

an old piece for fallout zine! (I know nothing about fallout lmao )

[sodapopseagull]

Farmer Gale! He's here to revive my pinup series! Thank you farmer Gale I love you and your little mouse friends 💜

Seeing a bountiful harvest this fine fall season🍎🍏🍎

[hausofthestars]

sometimes prestidigitation isn’t enough

[houndvoice]

N E X T T I M E Y O U I N V I T E P A M

Happy 10th bday to the Queen of my Heart, Pam Who Death Forgot, The Metric By Which the World Will Be Judged and The Judge, the Final Pam

[artofjasonkang]

More fight paintings, Naruto themed, from years ago

[enchantedbook]

'A Centaur playing with his Son' by Otto Bache, (1839 - 1927).

[p0pp3t]

‘The Centaur Playing With Her Child’ by Otto Soltau (1885-1915)

[frog-thief]

[abigailthedreamer]

Im sobbing hes so cute. (Vid isnt mine creds go to weskersgamerchair)

[yuumei-art]

Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[ladytemeraire]

"Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[devilishdescent]

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

[dubadoowop]

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

[segamascott]

[toboldlynerd]