Why ask the oracle when you can ask the gods

Ask your favorite greek and roman gods the juicy questions you've always wanted to know. You can also Ask for advice on any subject.. ((I wouldnt ask Zeus for dating advice though.. that might not go well))

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How is your days going

Eh as good as one can be when one is surrounded by dead people. -Hades

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Hey Ares how do you handle your huge swords?

Very carefully ;D~ Ares

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"Gods, I need.. advice. My father had passed and.. I do not know what to do. I wish to follow in his footsteps, yet I am.. I am hesitant." The girl mumbled, wiping her eyes hesitantly.

Hello Dear! As much as i adore the idea of a family legacy I think you should settle down and have children. If you must be in your fathers foot steps, I recommend letting your husband do it, OR you can decorate you house in assassin themed items.~Hugs and Kisses, Hera

Do NOT listen to my mother! She is all about making women the inferior sex. If you want to be a sexy badass assassin, THEN DO IT! I know most people think I’m a sexist god because I like banging chicks but, thats not true. I like sexy chicks like aphrodite, and Tough babes like Enyo.~Ares

For once I actually agree with my misguided brother. I would love to have you in the hunt young maiden.~Artemis

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learning about greek gods in class

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I have a hot date tonight any tips?

Greetings Mortal. What you need to do is seduce your lady friend. I usually transform into a beautiful swan (ladies love swans) but mortals are not privileged with such powers. Usually men don’t like to sheath their swords before they smite it but don’t be a fool cover your tool. ~Love Zeus

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Greek Gods 

(thanks to chelidon for Greek help)