it hurts to become;

[jovialgnomejpeg]

looking at fishing lures for Reasons and listen. i am not a fisherman but i wasnt expecting them to all be named like adult novelty toys™️

[jovialgnomejpeg]

they called me that in college

[jovialgnomejpeg]

yeah i know at least 3 people who would go for a knock-off bass pro shops practice plug of a different sort

[depsidase]

[griffys]

i love cats so much. i literally would die for any cat. show me a cat right now. that’s my favorite cat

[cherryblush916]

This guy

[griffys]

that’s HIM!!! that’s my favorite guy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[ittybittytatertot]

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[googifs]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[comradesinscience]

no cops at pride just elvira and her butch wife

[navigatorwrongway]

this would be great for a waiting room, maybe in a childrens hospital!

[autumncozy]

[keremelcream]

i am once again fighting the urge to disappear

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[thingsfromthedirt]

[chingonax-deactivated20201106]

My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

[mezzodical]

sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

[mezzodical]

tag yourself i’m harmful irritant

[birdnormal]

sometimes you can pick up a cat and hold it and it may make noises at you

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.