If you can do it, I can procrastinate it!

"I want us all to eat good food and live a long time together" ✰ ✰ ✰ YOOO MY TOP PIC IS MY DOG ISNT HE AMAZING!! also u will only understand this on mobile soz

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[differentsuggestion]

I want to listen to the 1975 and make out with you right about now

[slopeoftheline-blog]

2015 Year in Review

- zayn left one direction - Caitlin Jenner - Netflix and chill - *shoves breadsticks into purse* - the whip - JOHN CENA - uptown funk - what are THOOOSE - tumblr update - no Oscar for Leo - the dress - Star Wars - “Miley, what’s good?” - effective. power - “fight me” - miss universe - everyone came out on YouTube - gay rights - “just do it” - hotline bling - Paris attacks - condom challenge - acapella - lit - donald trump - Pepe the frog

[discoatthepanicroom-deactivated]

2015 is a shitpost

[tacomel420]

I wish I had the power to go forward in time and read the post that is the 2016 equivalent of this one and then come back to today and have to guess what each one means

[orange-tree-sky-blog]

@tabascosaucebethyname look at last year compared to this year

[karlos-piklington]

[iieo4-deactivated20230716]

[sydnycmpbll]

[magdakon]

[homme-boy]

[wonderlandgirl4ever]

[theverge]

US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms at ferrets

The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has a plan to save the endangered black-footed ferret, and it involves candy. The agency has proposed delivering vaccines to a ferret colony in Montana...

We promise we did not use Mad-Libs to write this headline.

[obesecamels]

2016 isn’t real

[crypticbutch-deactivated2021020]

tag yourself as these. I’m 58.

[wlwsupport]

I’m going to be the one to kiss you first!

[junkrattt]

[neverbreak-thechain]

[apeeled]

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling

[magicalrocketships]

I STILL LIKE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE SAD: something that bears repeating. Your intrinsic value as a human isn’t diminished just because you’re depressed. You are worthy of love, even though you feel unloveable. I swear. 

[samwincstr-deactivated20210428]

my aesthetic