[orangeartificial]

"Oh are you putting salt on this pizza? i love salt!"

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a roleplay blog centered around your friendly hr manager orange from the among us show

this blog is made for fun and may or may not take itself seriously/may or may not follow canon personality

asks are on, interactions highly encouraged! Blog runner is an adult and is fine with shipping between characters including oc x canon

this blog runner is evil, blog runner also runs @/captain-incompetent

notes

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name: orange

pronouns + gender: they/it , agender + orange cat gender

crewmates orange speaks in orange

name: imposter orange / tangerine

pronouns + gender: they/it, agender + orange cat gender

tangerine/imp orange speaks in red

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#orange artificial - main blog tag

#hr policies - lore?

#trust ball - crewmate orange posts

#hr manager - imposter orange/tangerine posts

#mira protocol - important out of character posts

#not hr - out of character posts

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"no cheese, no marinara, no salt!"

[orangeartificial]

You are my fire

The one desire

Believe when I say

I want it that way

tell me why

"aint nothing but a heartache

tell me why

aint nothing but a mistake

i never wanna hear you say

i want it that way"

[orangeartificial]

hi ornage did you know yorur super cool. your also my favourite

"thank you anon, you're so nice, I'm glad to be your favourite crewmate"

[orangeartificial]

Hi Orange! What's your favourite food? How do you like your pizza?

"i like all sorts of foods. Cat food, pizza, oranges, ice cream on cold days, grilled cheese, bacon, mac and cheese. I do eat pizza the most because here at Mira we love our pizza parties!"

It blatantly ignores the question about salt.

[orangeartificial]

the sims is a game where you make little guys (sims) and you are god. you can also make your friends in it and torture them for all eternity

"that sounds fun, I may have to test it out. Red have you played this sims game yet? How do I get it?"

[captain-incompetent]

"steam. You get it on steam. I don't think you'd like it though. You have to pay for pets"

[orangeartificial]

"disappointing"

[orangeartificial]

*pokes you repetitively* I'm not going to stop until I get bored

[orangeartificial]

the sims is a game where you make little guys (sims) and you are god. you can also make your friends in it and torture them for all eternity

"that sounds fun, I may have to test it out. Red have you played this sims game yet? How do I get it?"

[orangeartificial]

Point and laugh at the scamming loser

[orangeartificial]

no i didnt you liar!!! im gonna go make you in the sims and set yuo on fire 5 william times because you are a liar

"what's a sims?"

[orangeartificial]

nuh uh you cant do that i didnt sign it

Orange points to the anon's signature right on the contract.

"yes you did."

[orangeartificial]

you cant write me up i dont even work here

"you do now. I already have your contract copied + signed. You now work here now."

[orangeartificial]

you never specified whose money i had to put in the swear jar you just said to do it so i did. would you prefer i used red's beans

"I would prefer if you put your own beans into the swear jar, and not rob me or my coworkers! This is unacceptable behaviour. Im going to have to write you up for this."

orange looks thoroughly annoyed. It's barely awake, they'll probably have to sleep in a little more.

[orangeartificial]

Orange! How has your day been going?

the hr manager ignores the anon. it seems quite busy counting out trust balls.

[orangeartificial]

Hi Orange! How many trust balls do you have?

"i'm gonna have to do a recount, but i have at least 4000. i love my trust balls"

orange says, squeezing one of the trust balls in question.

[orangeartificial]

takes your money and puts it in the swear jar :3 theivery

it gasps. chasing after the anon who stole the money.

"give it back! you can't just rob me!"

[orangeartificial]

Hello Orange! Do have a great day! How're you?

"i am in a great mood thank you for asking dear anon. how are you doing?"

[orangeartificial]

What are your opinions on cats?

"oh i just love cats! they're all so cute and fluffy. I even have a cat petmate waiting for me at home, its with a sitter of course. I couldn't bring them onto the skeld its against mira policy and it wouldn't be safe to bring petmates onto the ship. something terrible could happen, then i'd have to report any incidents back to mira."

they smile to themself. clearly delighted.