Art, or something

I'm Z | they/ them | My Ko-fi page is here. also some stickers here

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because i am a Dumbass with six side blogs, the account from which i follow & like has a different name (genderanged), and fandom blog is the-wig-is-a-metaphor

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hp art dump. no context

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it’s insane because i don’t even go there but i have literally not known peace since seeing ghost’s eyelashes. or since hearing soap say the maaaasssskk. take it off.. just straight up squatting in my brain

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possible explanations for will making O faces and moaning when getting stabbed or shot. one it was an Acting Choice by sir hugh dancy and nobody stopped him. two bryan fuller was on the set of hannibal yelling SLUTTIER!! into a megaphone. three the script said will looks into hannibal's eyes, and the vulnerability of being wounded gives way to a vertiginous rush of intimacy, the intimacy of blood, the only kind they both understand

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there should have been a scene where hannibal interrupts one of will's classes to talk to him and after that it's impossible to continue because his students keep raising their hands to ask if that was will's sugar daddy. And will goes no of course not what an insane thing to say. Except he's wearing the suit Hannibal bought him and the scarf was also a gift from him and his lunch was just brought by him

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given the facts that 1) tattlecrime seems pretty popular, 2) will graham appears on it a LOT and 3) hannibal is both an avid fan, and also 4) familiar with the concepts of homosexuality and fanart (see: that drawing he did of will and himself as achilles and patroclus).........the natural conclusion is that hannibal is on ao3 in the serial killers RPF fandom, hardcore shipping will graham/chesapeake ripper

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people keep telling him that it's cringe to self-insert as a serial killer and that he's overdoing it with the metaphors. also freddie lounds keeps posting links to those fic as if theyre some kinda gotcha on will so will eventually clicks on one and thats how he finds out hannibal is the chesapeake ripper

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given the facts that 1) tattlecrime seems pretty popular, 2) will graham appears on it a LOT and 3) hannibal is both an avid fan, and also 4) familiar with the concepts of homosexuality and fanart (see: that drawing he did of will and himself as achilles and patroclus).........the natural conclusion is that hannibal is on ao3 in the serial killers RPF fandom, hardcore shipping will graham/chesapeake ripper

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they were supposed to be stealthy but apparently angels glow in the dark

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I’M LOSING IT

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has anyone figured out what the hell bedelia was up to in hannibal btw

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at some point i'll get the screenshots to back this up but. i swear there is something sinister going on with the lighting in hannibal and by sinister I mean perfectly balanced between incredibly inspired and incredibly funny. hannibal is lit like dracula from the movie dracula. dramatic shadows high contrast looking as sinister and menacing as possible. bedelia is lit like those 1950s divas who requested a divine glow on their faces to look hazy and ethereal. will is lit like the final girl in a horror movie

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not a sugar daddy or a homemaker but a secret third thing (hannibal lecter)

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some days trying to draw is like YES i am GOD of these pixels!!! and other days it's like what the hell is a shape

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watched spn. watched tombstone. was ruined by the quote "i'm your huckleberry" TWICE

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he was an icon for that

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he should know