Ask Tobi

Hi! I'm new around here, so go easy on me, okay? I'm Tobi, pleased to meet ya! Deidara-senpai lets me share his computer, so I got a Tumblr! I told senpai that there are a lot of better artists on here than him, and he got sooooo mad! Sheesh! I'm only offering a little constuctive criticism... This is an ask AND an RP blog. Feel free to say hello, or ask questions! I'm also OC friendly, so just introduce yourself! Make sure you ask lots of questions, Tobi has alllll the answers! Yep! And... make sure to read the Important Stuff Page, okay?

[veganaay-deactivated20231228]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat it over and over and over again.  Sakura is a “nobody,” with an irrelevant clan, without a Kekkei Genkai, without secret clan techniques, without enhanced DNA, without a genetically inherited legacy, without a Sharingan or Shadow Clones to help her increase the rate at which she learns techniques and she is fighting on par (or close to par) with her teacher, with a woman who is both Senju and Uzumaki.  That is fraking amazing.  I don’t care anymore if she surpasses Tsunade (though, from a writing perspective it would seem necessary), I don’t care about what others say about her, the fact that she’s come so far because of her drive, her determination, her intelligence…I’m so proud of her.  And you know what else?  it also shows how amazing of a teacher Tsunade is, that she could help to bring someone without the sort of enhanced DNA the ninja in the Naruto-verse rely on so far —Tsunade is the best teacher in the Narutoverse because of how far she’s brought Sakura, because of how much she has given Sakura.  They are amazing, I don’t care that so many underestimate them anymore, I just adore them both.  They are both incredible, it’s plainly in the manga, and I’m glad that I’m fortunate enough to see that clearly, to read this aspect of the manga accurately.

[exiledwolfcorn]

Obito !

[pinkpeanut4]

Team Rocket James strikes again

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

Tobi looked down at the little plush doll. "Hey... who's the handsome fella?" He scooped them up, getting a close look at that familiar orange mask and dark cloak. "Hey... It's me! It's Tobi!" He nearly toppled over from excitement, before clutching the doll tighter for a heartfelt hug.

The Tobi plush squeaked and allowed himself to be squeezed. After a moment, he came to the same realization, “Hey! You’re me toooooooo! We’re both Tobi!”

[orangeninja-tobi]

Upon hearing the doll speak, Tobi did a touble take of the soft toy. However, he wasn’t startled. Rather, he was perplexed.

"Hey, you can talk too?" He poked the little plush in its soft belly. "You’re just like a little me! A cute, little me! Baby Tobi!"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Tobi is a good baby!" He puffed out his little chest proudly, "Heehee! Wanna play ducks? Tobi likes to make them go quack!" In truth, he liked to make them go quack as they flew into Deidara’s head.

[orangeninja-tobi]

"Ducks?" Tobi’s voice heightened a little. "Ooh! Tobi likes to make them go quack too!" He remembered fondly a memory of having a squeaky rubber duck, which he had cherished for a solid week before Deidara had thrown it into the sky and he had watched it explode into smithereens. It had been such a good time in his life.

"But… does Baby Tobi have any ducks to play with? Deidara-senpai took mine…"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Oh! Tobi has lots! and they’re lots of colors! Tobi has a purple one, and a yellow one, and one thats dressed up like little red riding hood!" He giggled. He hid his ducks very well. Senpai never found them. Except when he was using them to annoy him. "They’re in Tobi’s shoebox bed!"

[orangeninja-tobi]

What a good idea! Tobi should have thought about hiding his own duckie.. ah well, it was in the past.

Tobi carried the little plush away, when he realized that he had no idea where the little one kept his shoebox bed.

"Ah, I have an idea, Baby Tobi!" He said, lifting an index finger. "How about we play the hot and cold game so I can find it?"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Okay! Mr. Big Tobi is cold right now!" Plushie Tobi spun in a circle, "But it’s around here sooomewheeeere!" It wasn’t too hard to find. The shoebox was under the larger human sized bed in the room right next over. Tobi always scurried under to sleep there at night.

[orangeninja-tobi]

Tobi crouched to his knees and scooted the box onto the open floor, after setting his plush friend to the side to watch. He opened the lid excitedly, and a blush hovered comically over his orange mask. The box was a trove of varying fun colors and sizes of ducks. Tobi reached in and selected a few, one which was a devilish red with horns, and another which looked like a pirate, complete with the eyepatch. Tobi giggled and gave the pirate duck a squeeze. “What a goofy thing for a duck to be!” He exclaimed.

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

(What’s funny is that I have every single duck you just described XD)

"Oh! These are all very special ducks!" He huggled one close, "Owner got them all for Tobi out of a claw machine!"

[orangeninja-tobi]

(What the heck I promise I didn't spy on you or anything... *cough*)

"Oh, I can never get anything out of those machines..." Tobi lamented, thinking wistfully of the time he tried to win a stuffed animal for his senpai. The prize kept slipping through the toy's metal claw, before finally it just started eating money and stopped playing with Tobi. Then senpai had gotten angry, because it was actually his money that Tobi spent.

"So, who is your owner anyway, Baby Tobi?" He asked, realizing that it was strange that someone had a tiny, talking doll of himself.

[lord-boner]

*strip tease music*

[alexisleonmidford-deactivated20]

Send ♣ To Get The Muse's Reaction If They Saw You Naked

[saricahjessicaparker]

[uzumakihime-archive]

'Of firsts', HashiMitoMada.

[konoha-]

[dinotoysandniisan]

Can I just add some notes to this gif set?

The first one… Before Itachi can even close the door Sasuke has pounced on him and he isn’t just hugging his brother there, he is gripping onto the back of his tshirt. Look at those ickle fists clutching onto the back of his tshirt. 

Number two… He is so excited… wrapped up in his little Itachi world that he is surprised to hear his mother’s voice… like… oh yeah… there are other people in the world….. not just Nii-San…

Number three… well come on…… look at the pain in his little face, genuine disappointment, and Itachi … well… it’s exactly what he expects from his little brother.. so he smiles fondly at the little duck butt.

And the last one… His cheesy grin! Look at it dazzling! He’s so pleased and almost like haha Kaa-San…. Nii-San is so awesome … homework is easy for him so he can play with me right now! 

i just

i love it okay. 

[orangeninja-tobi]

SCREAMS I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS BLOG JUST A FEW DAYS AGO (btw i was obitobito if you remember me)

OMG YOU WERE THINKING OF ME? OK this is awesome, yes I remember you! I really liked your blog and thank you so much for welcoming me back, I just got so excited just now thank you!

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

Tobi looked down at the little plush doll. "Hey... who's the handsome fella?" He scooped them up, getting a close look at that familiar orange mask and dark cloak. "Hey... It's me! It's Tobi!" He nearly toppled over from excitement, before clutching the doll tighter for a heartfelt hug.

The Tobi plush squeaked and allowed himself to be squeezed. After a moment, he came to the same realization, “Hey! You’re me toooooooo! We’re both Tobi!”

[orangeninja-tobi]

Upon hearing the doll speak, Tobi did a touble take of the soft toy. However, he wasn’t startled. Rather, he was perplexed.

"Hey, you can talk too?" He poked the little plush in its soft belly. "You’re just like a little me! A cute, little me! Baby Tobi!"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Tobi is a good baby!" He puffed out his little chest proudly, "Heehee! Wanna play ducks? Tobi likes to make them go quack!" In truth, he liked to make them go quack as they flew into Deidara’s head.

[orangeninja-tobi]

"Ducks?" Tobi’s voice heightened a little. "Ooh! Tobi likes to make them go quack too!" He remembered fondly a memory of having a squeaky rubber duck, which he had cherished for a solid week before Deidara had thrown it into the sky and he had watched it explode into smithereens. It had been such a good time in his life.

"But… does Baby Tobi have any ducks to play with? Deidara-senpai took mine…"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Oh! Tobi has lots! and they’re lots of colors! Tobi has a purple one, and a yellow one, and one thats dressed up like little red riding hood!" He giggled. He hid his ducks very well. Senpai never found them. Except when he was using them to annoy him. "They’re in Tobi’s shoebox bed!"

[orangeninja-tobi]

What a good idea! Tobi should have thought about hiding his own duckie.. ah well, it was in the past.

Tobi carried the little plush away, when he realized that he had no idea where the little one kept his shoebox bed.

"Ah, I have an idea, Baby Tobi!" He said, lifting an index finger. "How about we play the hot and cold game so I can find it?"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Okay! Mr. Big Tobi is cold right now!" Plushie Tobi spun in a circle, "But it’s around here sooomewheeeere!" It wasn’t too hard to find. The shoebox was under the larger human sized bed in the room right next over. Tobi always scurried under to sleep there at night.

[orangeninja-tobi]

Tobi crouched to his knees and scooted the box onto the open floor, after setting his plush friend to the side to watch. He opened the lid excitedly, and a blush hovered comically over his orange mask. The box was a trove of varying fun colors and sizes of ducks. Tobi reached in and selected a few, one which was a devilish red with horns, and another which looked like a pirate, complete with the eyepatch. Tobi giggled and gave the pirate duck a squeeze. "What a goofy thing for a duck to be!" He exclaimed.

[cr-familiar-faces]

I always wanted them explore Trixie’s dichotomy between social acceptable popular girl and closet nerd. 

Also, Duckmomo!

[pettyartist]

Duckymomo!!

[hieronymvs-bosch-deactivated201]

is no one going to mention the fact that shE COSPLAYED AS TOPH?!

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

Tobi looked down at the little plush doll. "Hey... who's the handsome fella?" He scooped them up, getting a close look at that familiar orange mask and dark cloak. "Hey... It's me! It's Tobi!" He nearly toppled over from excitement, before clutching the doll tighter for a heartfelt hug.

The Tobi plush squeaked and allowed himself to be squeezed. After a moment, he came to the same realization, “Hey! You’re me toooooooo! We’re both Tobi!”

[orangeninja-tobi]

Upon hearing the doll speak, Tobi did a touble take of the soft toy. However, he wasn’t startled. Rather, he was perplexed.

"Hey, you can talk too?" He poked the little plush in its soft belly. "You’re just like a little me! A cute, little me! Baby Tobi!"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Tobi is a good baby!" He puffed out his little chest proudly, "Heehee! Wanna play ducks? Tobi likes to make them go quack!" In truth, he liked to make them go quack as they flew into Deidara’s head.

[orangeninja-tobi]

"Ducks?" Tobi’s voice heightened a little. "Ooh! Tobi likes to make them go quack too!" He remembered fondly a memory of having a squeaky rubber duck, which he had cherished for a solid week before Deidara had thrown it into the sky and he had watched it explode into smithereens. It had been such a good time in his life.

"But… does Baby Tobi have any ducks to play with? Deidara-senpai took mine…"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Oh! Tobi has lots! and they’re lots of colors! Tobi has a purple one, and a yellow one, and one thats dressed up like little red riding hood!" He giggled. He hid his ducks very well. Senpai never found them. Except when he was using them to annoy him. "They’re in Tobi’s shoebox bed!"

[orangeninja-tobi]

What a good idea! Tobi should have thought about hiding his own duckie.. ah well, it was in the past.

Tobi carried the little plush away, when he realized that he had no idea where the little one kept his shoebox bed.

"Ah, I have an idea, Baby Tobi!" He said, lifting an index finger. "How about we play the hot and cold game so I can find it?"

[flammabellum-archive]

Inspired by this gem right here.

Because of their well-documented over-abuse of Katon jutsu, the Uchiha is prone to a certain respiratory-cardiovascular disease. So, in the warring states era, there were only three ways an Uchiha can die: a.) by this particular disease;...

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[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

Tobi looked down at the little plush doll. "Hey... who's the handsome fella?" He scooped them up, getting a close look at that familiar orange mask and dark cloak. "Hey... It's me! It's Tobi!" He nearly toppled over from excitement, before clutching the doll tighter for a heartfelt hug.

The Tobi plush squeaked and allowed himself to be squeezed. After a moment, he came to the same realization, “Hey! You’re me toooooooo! We’re both Tobi!”

[orangeninja-tobi]

Upon hearing the doll speak, Tobi did a touble take of the soft toy. However, he wasn’t startled. Rather, he was perplexed.

"Hey, you can talk too?" He poked the little plush in its soft belly. "You’re just like a little me! A cute, little me! Baby Tobi!"

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

"Tobi is a good baby!" He puffed out his little chest proudly, "Heehee! Wanna play ducks? Tobi likes to make them go quack!" In truth, he liked to make them go quack as they flew into Deidara’s head.

[orangeninja-tobi]

"Ducks?" Tobi's voice heightened a little. "Ooh! Tobi likes to make them go quack too!" He remembered fondly a memory of having a squeaky rubber duck, which he had cherished for a solid week before Deidara had thrown it into the sky and he had watched it explode into smithereens. It had been such a good time in his life.

"But... does Baby Tobi have any ducks to play with? Deidara-senpai took mine..."

[plushie-dei-deactivated20160625]

Tobi looked down at the little plush doll. "Hey... who's the handsome fella?" He scooped them up, getting a close look at that familiar orange mask and dark cloak. "Hey... It's me! It's Tobi!" He nearly toppled over from excitement, before clutching the doll tighter for a heartfelt hug.

The Tobi plush squeaked and allowed himself to be squeezed. After a moment, he came to the same realization, “Hey! You’re me toooooooo! We’re both Tobi!”

[orangeninja-tobi]

Upon hearing the doll speak, Tobi did a touble take of the soft toy. However, he wasn't startled. Rather, he was perplexed.

"Hey, you can talk too?" He poked the little plush in its soft belly. "You're just like a little me! A cute, little me! Baby Tobi!"