saricahjessicaparker

what’s your dad’s number

[wyatthazy]

tsitp 3.06

[poetrylesbian]

literally crying laughing at this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca

[ladydei]

Nope, all wool

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Honestly this makes me feel a lot better about that one video of the newborn alpaca that's the thinnest scrungliest pile of wet pipe cleaners ever seen

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[cheese24k]

[unfreshing-deactivated20131208]

this is my favorite video of the year so far

[absolutebatmanny]

looks like the devil won this round folks

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Voice [offscreen]: “Yeah, what y’all know about, um, getting your kung-fu   nunchuck  panda on in the parking lot at a local Food Lion. Get it, my man! He out here doing it. Yeah, that’s right, I’m 58, 63 years old, out here on the side of my pickup truck in the Food Lion, and I’ll whoop a fool upside his head. I’m out here practicing, getting ready for Easter Sunday. Jesus gonna rise up, help him whoop the devil, right out here in the parking lot. Pickup truck, radio playing. Sunglasses, ain’t no sun. It’s cloudy, overcast. But I’m out here, with my gloves and my nunchuck. One man. One Lord. One faith. One baptism. Two nunchucks, up in the air like Mary-Lou Retton. Pow! Behind the back! Bust your finger, that hurt, uh huh! Yup, yup, shake it off, homie. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Yup, told that finger. Uh! Yeaah buddy! Time to call it quits. Look like the devil won this round, folks. We have to get back in the car, get a bandaid, shake it off. Shake it off.”

[himynameisemail]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

[toriel-2]

im getting fucked up off the rare candies

[toriel-2]

tonight we let the rare candies talk

[clevermanka]

King Arthur Flour is getting boycotted—after conservatives discover it has a baking program for people of color

King Arthur Baking Company is coming under fire for holding a competition exclusively for people of color-owned businesses and brands.

According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state. “Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure. But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.

One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining. “Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”

[vrumblr]

Time to buy more King Arthur Flour!

[alienbooknose]

If you need more reason to support them, they’re worker owned.

Why employee ownership matters

Since 2004, King Arthur has been 100% employee owned. As a result, our company is built on a foundation of transparency and collaboration, a

Also they actually are working on regenerative agriculture:

The flour of the future

This new whole wheat flour is an innovative blend of unique wheat varieties bred to be more tolerant of the planet's changing climate.

Also they do blog articles about adaptive baking:

Baking with chronic fatigue? We've got tips for conserving energy in the kitchen.

Baking more than usual during the holidays can aggravate symptoms of chronic fatigue. So when the baking bug bites, here are some strategies

[acrelion]

You know, way too often I find articles talking about how the maker of some product I use is actually Evil. It's really nice to get the opposite.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

[oniongarlic]

[bunjywunjy]

Are slugs bugs?

a bug is a little critter that lives in ur heart. sure

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You don't want slugs in your heart that's bad for you and the slugs

[fred-the-dinosaur]

what if you are a lettuce

[saricahjessicaparker]

Very good for the slugs very bad for you

[theocseason4]

cinnamon bread recipe

[ahumbleprofessor]

One of my favorite online cartoonists, Kate Beaton (of Hark! A Vagrant), had a cartoon of hers published in The New Yorker last week! I’m very thrilled for her, and thought I’d share it here too since it’s a pretty fantastic example of her work.

[cute-catts]

[rickybabyboy]

normal

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[noah-wyles]

[6vcr]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[hydra-keeper]

bilbo baggins

[kyntello-deactivated20151027]

Visit Original Link

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

It is borderline shameful how loud I just laughed.

[jackies-story-so-far]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[gothic1997]

i want all police sirens to be replaced with thsi audio

[gingeelise]

Guess what seasonally appropriate post I haven’t heard in a while!!