OrbIllusion

Fuck you I'm gay now (not) He/It Banner: "In the Vicinity of the Savvino-Storozhevsky Monastery" by Issac Levitan

[orbillusion]

BINK BONK

Hi. I'm a guy!!! Well. Kinda. (genderfluid) I'm Orb !!! I use he/it/they pronouns :D don't like it don't comment 👍

I do indeed do stuff here. And by stuff I mean post random things that have to do with my Special Interest of the Month(tm). And by here I mean I pop up once in a blue moon because something dragged me back here.

Uhhh. My favorite color is like. A hottish pink/red. Idk what it's called. It's the accent color on my profile !! My favorite food is strawberries :3 I own 2 whole cats !!! crazy right??? uhhhy I am a brand of the not-straight community. cupioromantic ace probably but like. fuck if it's not confusing lmao.

S.o.s i don't know what I'm doing here.

[orbillusion]

You're telling me shrip fried this rice?

Yeah 🙂‍↕️

[enchantedanimal]

Ain't no way this is going to be our guy on the inside

[orbillusion]

BINK BONK

Hi. I'm a guy!!! Well. Kinda. (genderfluid) I'm Orb !!! I use he/it/they pronouns :D don't like it don't comment 👍

I do indeed do stuff here. And by stuff I mean post random things that have to do with my Special Interest of the Month(tm). And by here I mean I pop up once in a blue moon because something dragged me back here.

Uhhh. My favorite color is like. A hottish pink/red. Idk what it's called. It's the accent color on my profile !! My favorite food is strawberries :3 I own 2 whole cats !!! crazy right??? uhhhy I am a brand of the not-straight community. cupioromantic ace probably but like. fuck if it's not confusing lmao.

S.o.s i don't know what I'm doing here.

[aroborors]

YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS HOT PINK??????????????

how did I not know this

I thought it was green

[orbillusion]

This is SO old but technically I have three (hot/reddish pink, orange, and green)

[aroborors]

WOWWW not even giving me credit for making that beautiful creature in like wait I need to check 51 MINUTES??? ehem I mean yeah that took 51 minutes of hard work you're so mean smh

SIGHhhhhhhhhhhhh im going to kill Bambi and then myself YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO DND ON FRIDAY

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[white-pyramids-blog]

[white-pyramids-blog]

wtf is wrong with them

[sunnyside-sunset]

SIGHS. thinking about qmari and how he might have been hesitant to touch codeflippa because the glitching just cements how thats “not his daughter”, or at least she isnt anymore, and how when he saw qcharlie glitching all he could think was “thats my husband how could that not be the man i fell in love with code be damned” and i just

[titsliker]

i feel so faint right now

[orbillusion]

The gays are real

[orbillusion]

was scrolling through my old posts and qslimariana still makes me grab my chest dramatically and squeal like a fangirl. I miss my toxic yaoi

[aroborors]

YAOI??????????

[orbillusion]

Indeed. All the yaoi. Of the toxic variety

[seasonal-skirmish]

Hi there, interns! Sorry about the loud alarm a minute ago did that scare.. Ah, yep. You're all in the closet. Honestly impressive there's space for everyone!

So, fun news about that alarm — everything's gone to shit. We've had a slight issue with the latest shipment of beasts- Yeah, the eggs are all hatching. All over the lab. Yeah, the same lab you're currently in. I'd move from that closet pretty soon, if I were you.

There's five keycards you'll need to collect in order to open the main exit — you'll find them in offices, one on every floor. You might find some helpful things in other rooms along the way — or not! Only way to find out is to open the door — they're two-way, you just need to unlock them first. Our security systems are going a little haywire at the minute, so each door may be a little different. Try submitting for the prompts on the doors to open them, you may need to solve a puzzle here and there to uncover these key prompts.

The rest of the eggs are set to hatch five weeks from today — I wouldn't recommend being around when that happens.

If you're itching to get started, hop into our discord!

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[orbillusion]

was scrolling through my old posts and qslimariana still makes me grab my chest dramatically and squeal like a fangirl. I miss my toxic yaoi

[spiderpanic]

[seasonal-skirmish]

We’re happy to announce that signups for Seasonal Skirmish: Jackbox have officially opened! They will remain open until 12th of June, 23:59 BST, so be sure to join in time!

You can find the link through our Discord server where you’ll get to meet your fellow party animals. Don’t fuss too much if you can’t join us right away — we’ll be re-opening our signups halfway through the event!

Speaking of those rascals… where did they go?!

[i-am-a-fish]

I want to be flattened

[orbillusion]

squish