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Started playing ukulele a couple months ago, stopped practicing for a month, then decided to pick it back up today.

Sorry in advance for the cringe factor 😅 my nerves about singing in front of a camera definitely got the best of me. I never ever EVER sing out loud in front of people so this is a major step out of my comfort zone.

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Omfg bb I’m so proud of you!!!

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i’m not crying you’re crying

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They’re…. They’re scene

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Omfg

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Man I really wish Bernie was our president rn 💔

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Have you been an extra in movies?

no but ive been extra in Real Life

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My kink? Removing people’s access to me

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The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

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my whole life is the one episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine

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bi girls and lesbians are FRIENDSSSSS. we’re FRIENDSSS fuck you

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Comebacks for Holiday Survival While Fat: “Do you *really* need that???”

1. “Actually, you’re right. I really need two. Thanks for asking, I would have gone the whole night wanting another one and you’re just such a sweetheart for putting my needs and wants first!”

2. “Unless a mouse shit in it, Karen, I do in fact really need that cookie.”

3. “There are very few people who arguably need to eat holiday sweets. I eat them because I want to. Your doctor didn’t like, prescribe you pumpkin pie or something, did she?”

4. “Do you really need to comment on what everyone’s eating, Karen?”

(add your own!)