Sagetown

Hey! I'm Sage (they/them). I'm late 20s, ace, queer, disabled, and a professional trigglypuff. This is my corner of the internet where I squirrel away things I like--I hope you like those things too! I really like podcasts, casual gaming, and "scary" animals. I sometimes reblog posts of my pet bugs or snake from my bugblr, and unfortunately Tumblr has no spoiler function. Please blacklist whatever you need to be safe--but consider giving them a chance if you're able! I hope you can see the same beauty in them that I do. Black lives matter! Free Palestine! I hope you have a really good day and see a cool frog. Se habla español.

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[orchidbreezefc]

wip wednesday thursday

@sylibane tagged me last week and the nice thing about being this late is i can fill and return the tag at the same time! go do one! here's mine:

"terrible, sir?" blake's eyebrow goes up, artful, so familiar and yet made entirely new. his face is smeared with coal dust and grease and he is beautiful. that's far more compelling than the repartee, so vimes promptly dispenses with it. "aren't you pretty?" he says instead, rubbing a thumb over blake's cheek to smudge it further. "a charcoal painting, you are." that's something he'd never say to the patrician, fully aware of the insufferable smugness he'd be met with. but this isn't the patrician, is it? no, this is some punk called blake. stoker blake isn't coming from a place of unquestioned superiority; he has no reason to be smug. instead, to vimes's delight, he scoffs and twists in his grasp.

no-pressure tagging @dentes-mentis, @reflingthefox, @quotesandmiracles, @kamil-a, anyone else!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[celestial-raposa]

I don't think I ever posted this on Tumblr

Zine I made about some removed Minecraft features and stuff :^) U can get here

[anistarrose]

happy disability pride month! please try to write image descriptions for your posts, especially disability-related ones, so they can be accessible to screen reader users and to low-vision people who read with enlarged fonts.

signed, a disabled person who tries to help people provide image descriptions whenever I can, but sometimes struggles to type that much, because of my own disability. to preserve the health of my wrists, I instead offer you this masterpost of ID resources to help you learn how to write them if you can, and crowdsource them if not

[disney-universes]

From Vulture’s Oral History of Lilo and Stitch, here’s stories of what Michael Eisner was like in sweatbox screenings of 90s DIsney classics.

Completely fucking clueless. The incarnation of Defunctland’s jokes about him. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois just hid Lilo and Stitch from him until it was done, absolute legends.

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ThpThpThpThpThpThp

[rottenbabyfawn]

pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[slaughtersafe]

The Sorrowful King and his Inland Empire

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[baronvonwhimsy]

Me: “Man my life sucks right now”

Toby ‘Radiation’ Fox: Transgender Plural Miku Cat Girl Selfcest Yuri

Me: “… oh shit for real?”

tricky tony strikes again

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[faeyuh]

how it felt to fight mad mew mew’s body dysmorphia while hatsune miku serenades me in the bg

[cunked]

lol

[mrskayathefrog]

the main thing I remember about Rincewind and women is that a bunch of scantily clad women on a tropical island offered him delights beyond his wildest dreams, and assumed they meant potatoes. He was so utterly convinced that they meant potatoes that the strength of his desire transported him back to Ankh-Morepork, where he got some potatoes and ate TWO of CMOT Dibbler's sausage-inna-buns. and lived.

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[takofukkatsumi]

In the same book Rincewind muses about how he and Twoflower's late wife must have been very much alike. Twice in a row

[butterflyscribbles]

Used to it…