OrchidCrimez

18, He/They, Huge Pokémon fan, If you follow me I will inbox you a Pokémon fun fact.

[pokemoncryptids]

I want to use dreameater to KO the sleeping pokemon. But I can't do that.

Because of woke.

[hydriiaas]

More useless comp pokemon discourse

[realsafari]

my sense of humor is so fucked up because i js found a rabbithole of low quality sickly cat pictures with misspelled random captions

I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HELPME

WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[hyper23s-gh0st]

Got some more for you :)

[thebonepirate]

@superbellsubways

[orchidcrimez]

Hey uh in pokemon z&y how to you get in to that clothing store in lumiose city also what team do you recommend in the end game

Being able to get in is based on a stylish stat that you can increase by fighting trainers in restaurants and other stuff. Team wise you can make it through with basically any team of 6 tbh but I think you should use Avalugg because she is cool

[tycutiovevo]

victini variants! based these on different rabbit breeds, and the last on hares and jackrabbits! which is your favorite?

[lkboots15]

Less than Never Used

In Pokémon competitive Battling, there's a tier called PU.

PU should stand for "Perpetually-not Used".

I did it, Smogon. I came up with a backronym for it.

[orchidcrimez]

Now we gotta come up with something for ZU 😭

[orchidcrimez]

Wait no I’m dumb that’s zero use

[lkboots15]

Less than Never Used

In Pokémon competitive Battling, there's a tier called PU.

PU should stand for "Perpetually-not Used".

I did it, Smogon. I came up with a backronym for it.

[orchidcrimez]

Now we gotta come up with something for ZU 😭

[axmxz]

[orchidcrimez]

6pm

[thememedaddy]

[bengustown]

i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing

[catchymemes]

[yosb]

Bard Kendrick of Lamar who hath slain many drakes. “Fuck a rap battle, this a life long battle with yourself” is some RELIGIOUS shit.

[greenzig-deactivated20260222]

how the predator talks to chris hansen

[orchidcrimez]

His whole argument is just nuh huh

[naggingatlas]

[glossoholicc]

Look at them wiggle!

In order: Blair, Chichituna, Azalea, Ardor.

(Blair the bisharp belongs to @radiantrubrum, all other ocs belong to me!)

[catchymemes]

[dashcon]

MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

[foreskinnier]

The car ride back home: