#1 anemic loser

ur fave transmasc bunnyboy (he/they) bangtan sonyeondan my goat riddled with mental illness

[realsafari]

you like being degraded?? you pathetic little worm you should be ashamed of that like a little good. they. idk your pronouns

hell yeah

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[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[realsafari]

happy birthday fucker

[realsafari]

happy birthday, from your past self. i hope im still alive to see this message again :)

[realsafari]

copypaste yay

im followinf all the gimmicks i used to b pals with .. do u remember bjs heh

holy shit bjs hi

i dont really post on here much anymore (i actually use my main now lol), but i might every now and then. probably only if people tag/ask me things though

[milo-the-mage]

in detroit. straight up “becoming it.” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Human

[realsafari]

today i've learned i can not rely on people to keep their buckley's in their bathroom cabinet like normal fucking people do everywhere all over the world every city every nation. i shall dunk my head in the toilet and wait to die

im sorry but what the fuck is a buckley's

[realsafari]

Thoughts on my current progress for my cosplay helmet (ignore the clear tape im gluing stuff)

holy peak

[realsafari]

totally not trying to ask if you want to be recommended a disgusting ao3 story? You don't even have to answer this ask unless you want to. Idk how freaky you are or what type of freak your into buuuutttt. Exceeds Expectations - mswhich Both adults. One a professor who programs a student to follow his every instruction. Lots of teasing,

you have NO idea how freaky i am. i outfreak satan himself and also the majority of real life serial killers xo hope this helps

also thanks for the fic i will read when i have time :saluting emoji:

[realsafari]

i'll take that as good then?

-heard that you liked wriitngs, peety the poet

YEAH I LIKE IT A LOT :3

[realsafari]

the void waits for no man, no clock, no plea, no name, except for one who lingers still, awake inside the flame.

the one who stares at ceilings bare, while shadows learn his face, who builds a life behind his eyes the world cannot replace.

he dreams of being someone else, of stepping into light, of shedding every fractured thought that haunts him in the night.

he dreams of fame, of golden praise, of voices calling near, of drowning out the quiet ache that only he can hear.

he dreams of all the shining things that promise swift relief a fragile crown, a fleeting glow, to mask a deeper grief.

but will it still the agony, that slow, unyielding tide? or dress it up in brighter clothes while leaving it inside?

that smiling, suffering, distant stare a mask too worn to mend does pain dissolve when none can see, or echo without end?

and if no voice returns your cry, no witness to your scream, does silence make it meaningless or sharper than it seems?

the void still waits, it does not move, it does not need to chase for every dream that runs from it still leads back to its face. is life really worth living when nothing eases your pain? Or does the pain make life worth living? Thoughts????

wjoah,,

[realsafari]

after winning the election Péter Magyar holds his victory speech when suddenly he rips off his face revealing he was Volodymyr Zelensky with a face mask all along and then he raises the Ukrainian flag above the Hungarian Parliament

[realsafari]

Internet father i have made a discovery

Roughly once a month I get blood noses (more frequently around the time seasons change) and it happens so consistently it has been labeled as my period

Now ive been trying to think why would it happen so consistently every month and have come to the conclusion that I have no clue and require your thoughts

As usual

-tole

tole what the actual fuck

[mousidy]

So your position is that there are no trans men with paranoid schizophrenia? That that's a transfeminine exclusive illness, which is exclusively developed due to real life persecution, so should be considered a universally reasonable response? This is your take that you're going with, truly, that being transfeminine is so miserable and hellish that the only reasonable response is to develop debilitating mental illness and that, furthermore, no demographic in the world, including other trans people, experiences transphobia in this way? Interestingly myopic and western-centric, but I suppose you encounter all types on this website and they can't all be winners

no

[mousidy]

why read the words women write when you can make them up in your head

[realsafari]

i have no clue what the context for this is but god forbid women literally say anything??

im a trans man and i have been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia for almost 5 years now, so even if she DID say that, i directly disprove the position by existing, so she would just be wrong, not really transphobic or ableist or [insert term that i cant think of right now here]

my first reaction to this was to stare incredulously at my screen im ngl

[realsafari]

i recently returned to shouting into the void on my main blog and the dopamine rush is insane. stay safe guys

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[realsafari]

WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO TRY PET PLAY I DIDNT MEAN BEING LOCKED IN A KENNEL *SCRATCHES AT DOOR AND WHIMPERS* LET ME OUT

[catboy-posting]

catboy fact of the day: catboys have 300 erogenous zones in total. try and find them all!

[realsafari]

bunnyboys have 341 erogenous zones in total! do u want me to show u

[transfaguette]

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

[realsafari]

i can think of like 6 reasons off the top of my and im genuinely not even trying oh my fucking god people who ask this shit piss me off so much

reason listing under the cut

note: im a trans guy btw i literally have a vagina i know what im talking about

as op said, it feels good (makes you want to have more sex! makes sex more comfortable!)

orgasm causes clenching of the vaginal canal (more stimulation around the penis! helps sperm up the vaginal canal! encourages the person with the penis to not pull out!)

a lot of fluid is released upon orgasm (more natural lube! better environment for semen!)

muscles relax afterwards (makes you less likely to get up or move around and risk sperm dripping out!)

often makes you need to pee after (prevents infections!)

releases fun attraction chemicals in your brain (you want to have sex with this person again! your body thinks theyre a good mate!)

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[realsafari]

dude

[realsafari]

im sorry i fucking lost it at this notification