There is no more time, even for cake.

30s disabled neurodivergent weirdo who likes cake and knitting

[nintendette]

Everytime a Florida Man is arrested, the spirit of Florida leaves his body and possesses another.

[orchidkiss]

I'll bide my time, I'll wait my turn.

[orchidkiss]

[orchidkiss]

[inritum]

[gothiccharmschool]

sablerabbit:

saddenastrology:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

GUYS GUYS IM GONNA WISH FOR A CRUISE VACATION LETS SEE IF THIS WORKS

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Please. Dear Universe, you know what I’m talking about.

[orchidkiss]

And I will not wish for more wishes.

[orchidkiss]

[orchidkiss]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MUUefxCd7I)

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[kvotheunkvothe]

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

[tuxedoandex-deactivated20200116]

but why

[faith-n-reason-deactivated20191]

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

[aussietory]

[ultrafacts]

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

[kryptonians]

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

[noterfsathogwarts]

[theonewhosawitall]

romans.

Julius Caesar to be precise 

[hot-tea-nanako]

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

[vonnepsa-deactivated20230812]

Someone should totally stab Caesar

[orchidkiss]

Reblogging both for anger and for “Mean Girls” reference.

[mymodernmet]

Louisiana-based photographer Frank Relle captures the nighttime magic of New Orleans in his ongoing series New Orleans Nightscapes. He uses long exposures to capture the feeling of the powerful, haunting beauty throughout his hometown.

[absinthundrosen]

[xtoxictears]

[orchidkiss]

I will have outdoor space soon...

[danielpdykes]

The kiss of death.

This astonishing sculpture forms part of Barcelona’s Poblenou Cemetery.  The Kiss of Death (El Petó de la Mortin Catalan and El beso de la muerte in Spanish) dates back to 1930. A winged skeleton bestows a kiss on the lips of a handsome young man: is it ecstasy on his face or resignation? Little wonder the sculpture elicits strong and varying responses from whoever gazes upon it.

[nevver]

Why try

[orchidkiss]

this.

[orchidkiss]

I forget sometimes exactly how much I love Ego Likeness.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[cankristi-deactivated20180325]

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

Skiddidy-doo-bob floooooop diddldly do bop pop op flaaap flooop flaaap flooop flaaap flooop flaaap!

(theeverydaygoth who quoted, magnificently, “bats go floop flap,” a phrase I think about LITERALLY EVERY DAY YOU HAVE RUINED ME MARY)

[orchidkiss]

Yessssss.