Miss Melody @ordinarymaid - Tumblr Blog

animal crackers are a very civilized dessert so bite their heads off slowly and keep your pinky extended while you chew

Make sure to nibble the border of your pop tarts before eating the center!

Don’t tell the princess but her horse and carriage is actually just the maids in big costumes

The more you turn her wind up key, the longer the doll’s AWAWAWAWA.

A good maid should be skilled in both cleaning and long range marksmanship.

i love when the bocchi girls develop cat ears on their head that pop out for a second during a bit. i should be allowed to do that

^ like this

oh yeah? well could a doll do THIS *clatters over onto my side and then doesn't move*

Could you please wind me up a little more today? I have much to clean.

girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her

maidgirls be like "sorry i overswept"

the only reason a maid dress should ever have short sleeves and skirt is to show off doll joints

like some kind of maid bird

Miss Melody