the humble little auk

We ransomed our dignity to the clouds, and the uncomprehending birds listemed.

[heavenslathe]

morty | he/him | 22 | gmt/bst formerly @bladeunlock

low effort pinned bc i remade my blog. hi. i like to post online and look at birds.

18+ only. i block very freely and it's not personal.

boo 👻

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[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[sharkapology]

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

[celestial-seasonings427]

What the fuck is that

[sharkapology]

can u be nice

[birds-in-posts]

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

[clickbaitrobot]

Every Time You Share This Photo Of Andy Burnham He Gets A Throbbing Pain In His Skeleton

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuck like a green onion

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[longingforrotkehlchen]

Lazy with mama.

Nilgänse (Egyptian geese) am Max-Eyth-See, Mühlhausen.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[cornbreadxmilk-deactivated20220]

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.