Ordis: *looks up to cephalon simaris and is absolutely flustered to be offered a place in sanctuary*
Me: awwww you talkin to your BOYFRIEND Ordis?
Simaris: *turns out to be a bit of a pretentious and selfish prick and risks the operators life for some random warframe*
Ordis: *tries to reason with and help Jordas and is excited to meet another ship cephalon*
Me: .... talkin to your BOYFRIEND Ordis?
Jordas: *turns out to be an infested golem and was tricking the operator and Ordis the whole time*
Ordis: *tries to help Suda with her memory recovery*
Me: ..... Ordis....?
Suda: *BECOMES FUCKING POSESSED BY HUNHOW*
Ordis: ....
Me: ....
Cephalon Cy: ....
Me: .... so are you gonna blow up or something?















