trapped in yaoi hell

hale - he/him - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[oregano-gremlin]

intro post

hale

he/him

art tag is #oregano_art

asks are always welcome!

discord is oregano_gremlin

[eraserspiral]

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[seat-safety-switch]

Like in videogames, real life often requires you to "level up" your skills before they will let you have fun. In video games, you will often have to increase an arbitrary number, or buy magic clothes, or just figure out which button on the controller is "punch," and then you're off to the races. In real life? Welding is all you need to learn.

Welding separates us from the animals, except for that one bonobo that got loose at the zoo and did a couple tacks when the maintenance staff weren't looking. That power of being able to fabricate whatever we want marks the threshold of capability. Before, you could only make a bad idea so big. Now, you can make a bad idea by combining several bad ideas into an enormous bad idea.

Now, I'm not the kind of person who goes around throwing tank treads onto motorcycles, or plasma-cutting that annoying bar in the middle of my favourite park bench. No, I'm more of a "welding enthusiast." In that I don't do it much, or very well, but I sure watch a lot of videos of people welding, and it gives me ideas for more junk to acquire that I could later weld together when I finally get around to driving to the store and buying gas.

If you haven't figured out how to weld, maybe you should! There's probably a lot of bad ideas in your head that just haven't expressed themselves yet because they're "impossible." Poppycock. Head on over to the zoo, pull that escaped-animal alarm, and pick up the closest inverter welder that gets left behind in a panic. You can't do a worse job of welding than that last guy did on the bonobo cage.

[vacationtown]

(🦑🐟)

trying to have fun but you suck at character design be like...I'm sorry they are both slendermen I got lazy

anyway thank god dokjoong are a non-couple couple otherwise this'd get weird real fast

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[meii061]

It’ll be lonely, won’t it?

You and I will be parting ways soon.

[rickyapologist]

honestly how it feels to be cool and easy going

[birdandvine]

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[jolyonvane]

rewatching death note rn

[xx-r0t-dot-com-xx]

ok lawlight shitpost who wants it

[owainigo]

NATURE

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[apolladay]

Two people are going on a driving trip which requires shared room. One cannot sleep with the TV ON and one cannot sleep with the TV OFF. How should they arrange things?

* the TV should be off

* the TV should be on

* they should alternate (one night on, one night off, etc.)

* depends on who’s driving the next day

* depends on their relationship (parent/child, coworkers, couple, etc.)

* see results

Two people are going on a driving trip which requires shared room. One cannot sleep with the TV ON and one cannot sleep with the TV OFF. How should they arrange things?

the TV should be off

the TV should be on

they should alternate (one night on, one night off, etc.)

depends on who’s driving the next day

depends on their relationship (parent/child, coworkers, couple, etc.)

see results

Voting ended onApr 16

[apolladay]

not sure if 18+/mature?

people who get periods, do your cramps(generally) feel like:

dull aching pain

sharp stabbing

both

neither

don't get cramps button

don't have a period button

people who get periods, do your cramps (generally) feel like:

dull aching pain

sharp stabbing

both

neither / something else

don't get cramps button

don't have a period button

Voting ended onApr 7