Life With Erica @oregonerica - Tumblr Blog

They have a computing of sex out, it's pink and twice as thick. ..

She says to the old teacher, and the blushes furiously.

I'd climb that like a tree!" -Erica "You'd get tired before you reached the top!" -Justin "Good news! I only need to reach the middle! " -Erica

Apparently, the punching gym coach is a Swedish 6' 8" behemoth of a man.

I'll not only eat horse radish raw, but it will be shaped like a dick and be bigger than yours." -Justin, correctly imitating Erica and spicy.

You're going to love it. It'll be a classy affair." -Erica "Dick tuxedos. " -Justin

Bachelorette party planning has begun.

Oh baby, say the most obvious thing you can think of right now!" -Erica

Rubbing one out to a dad joke-off

"Let's go to Erica with the weather report... 'Moist'" -Justin

Explaining how Erica feels about Nigel at the Willamette Weekly's reporting.

“Is going to ‘dance class’ code for going to a strip club?” -Schwern “No.” -Erica “Yes.” -Justin “… Maybe.” -Erica

"Schwern! Pantalize yourself!" -Erica "En-panted!" -Schwern

Post brunch, of course.

I was feeling worried about you, but... I drowned my worries in Justin's dick.

Erica is an excellent worrier.

Pooping is not a team sport.

Erica tells it like it is.

It's a little tighter than the stuff we tried on at the shops" -Eric "That's the restrictive feeling of heteronormativity." -Erica

About wedding bands. Really.

it's never to late to be emotionally competent

Erica and still I hold out a bit of hope for our mothers.

The clitoral hood? Is that, like, a secret society?" -Kaitlyn, describing a sorority sister.

Apparently they do piercings there.

Oh! I like your tool Eric!" -Erica

Teehee.

In what world do you think this is happening?!?“ -Erica "In the one where you’re getting two dicks at once?!” -Gloria

It’s a reasonable supposition.

You would fuck yourself SO HARD she wouldn’t know what hit her!“ -Gloria "I AM SO GOOD AT SEX!!!” -Erica

And humble, too.

I’m an equal opportunity…“ -Erica "Jizz drinker?” -Gloria

This wasn’t me being appropriate, for the record.

Life With Erica