Conliffe

Never delay kissing a pretty girl

[oreoboy22]

Trying to shake off what is on my mind so I won't die #NowPlaying This Feeling by Alabama Shakes

[722008]

I guess we’re not actually friends at all. hmm. you can just tell me you don’t like me. whatever

[oreoboy22]

Views from Puerto Rico

[kushandwizdom]

love yourself enough to know when to walk away.

Cirino (via kushandwizdom)

[localfag-deactivated20160506]

[ssummerrnights-deactivated20170]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[damnhebig]

Fin

[kushandwizdom]

😭😭😭😭

[wheeezzyybaby]

i miss you so much. it hurts

what omg why

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[sarahasnoh]

Hourglass mineral veil primer makes any makeup you put on top of it waterproof 💁

[jeankd]

WHAT!?!?!? No one told me these things. I been sweating and reapplying make-up in the summers and you folks knew this shit the whole time… THE WHOLE GOTDAMN TIME!?!?

[loveandddrevenge]

So does benefit and stila. And putting translucent powder over your lipstick makes it waterproof and matte. You really shouldn’t need to do much touching up on anything ever.

[pinkgliitter]

reblog to help lives

[oreoboy22]

You deserve what you've been missin'

[oreoboy22]

#NowPlaying Theme from Heroes by TV Theme Song Library

[oreoboy22]

I'm sorry and I miss you I'm dumb and I make mistakes I'm sorry for that..

[oreoboy22]

Reading gets me in my happy place 👓📖

[oreoboy22]

Babygirl Amirah

Baby girl I know I made a lot of mistakes I know I said that I was going to change and I didn't but I want to now and I need to because if I don't then I'm going to lose you. And I don't want to lose you you mean the world to me and above and beyond you help me through so much that you don't even know. Without you I'd be lost walking running around in circles until I pass out. If you my life things got better without you in it things get worse. I don't want you to ever leave my heart will be broken uneven and I will cry into eternity. I know you see me like everyone else I promise you my very life I'm not that I'm just lost and confused and have no self control but I will gain control promise you that Amirah. I don't want you to ever leave and regardless of what people say about me regardless of what you say about me you will always be my baby girl to infinity and beyond.

[srabl00d]

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

[oreoboy22]

Taste The Rainbow🌈

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down