No Titty, What A Pity

Jazz Meister here. In progress. Side blog. Penned by Lambaby

[shokveyv]

bibliotecaria-dが質問しました: Jazz/Starscream? =D

i dont know why he’d want the crown but why not :D

[midnight4ever]

[treasures-and-beauty]

Ottoman yataghan from the Court of Suleyman the Magnificent, 16th c, workshop of Ahmed Tekelü (possibly Iranian, active Istanbul, ca. 1520–30), steel, walrus ivory, gold, silver, rubies, turquoise, pearls, gold incrustation on the blade depicts combat between a dragon and a phoenix, gold-inlaid cloud bands the ivory grips.

[archerinventive]

A closeup from the day. :)

Sometimes it’s the small details in life that I love the most.

[armthearmour]

An absolutely stunning Spearhead with cut and engraved bronze latice-work through the center, Germany, ca. 1474, housed at the Kunsthistorisches Museum.

[bytesnbolts]

[krinsyn]

Holo Shattered Glass Ricochet because I haven’t colored anything in 8000 years. Lines by @themanlylobster!

[ak6dns5m]

[valtsv]

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

[valtsv]

since when did THIS

become sexier than THIS?

[skrambled]

half of those are fanny packs

[valtsv]

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

[valtsv]

[morbid-empress]

[elvenstardesign]

Silver plated circlet with a teal-blue swarovski crystal. Sparkling in the 🌙 :)

[ruinmemes]

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

[oreoship]

@peterbilt-prime started following oreoship

::Sup, Optimus~?:: Jazz looked up at the incoming communications. ::Hope ya don’t mind, I’m about ta go radio silent for a few. I’ll send you a message and we can chat after.::

[ofpetrexandpraxus-archived]

"For the record, this is all Jazz' fault."

[oreoship]

".... yeah, 'at's fair. Probably is my fault."

[organizedcacophony]

I asked my instagram to vote on who I drew and jazz won

[rescuebot]

here’s a very blessed picture of jazz

[doorwings]

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Where have all his Jazzes gone? The collection case is looking mighty empty.

Comes in and throws arms wide. “Honey, I’m hoooommmmeeee~”

“And you’ll be sleeping on the hard, flat couch if you keep up with that Ricky Ricardo act.”

“‘Scuse you? This was prime time ta watch! Would you rather i come in wiggling mah nose?” He in fact was trying and it was teeny tiny wiggles.

See that face? That is the face of a mech unimpressed. “Next you’ll be telling me you’re going to nap in your bottle.“

….. “You know, there are some mecha that do. Though i don’t know if high grade is the best choice here. Now, where did I leave that coffin, it’s nap time, would you join me?”

“No, I have work to do just as you do.” Staaaare. “You have a lot of work to do, actually.“

[oreoship]

Jazz pouted and crossed his arms. “I’ll do it if you let me sit in yer lap.”