i'm sorry women.

tal • 20s • gender: dyke • pronouns: whatever i'm just happy to be here

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[aulerean]

everyone always says wherewolf, but nobody ever asks how wolf...

[normal-horoscopes]

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[wlwshipper]

Chlodine + flirting 

[mewnbuns]

i am filled with an infinite amount of tenderness, and i just wish to pour it into everyone i have ever loved

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[depsidase]

[mynorthernattitude]

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[omar-little]

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

[thememedaddy]

[cosed]

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

[teathattast]